Dem 'Umies called me 'omeworld Octavian foive. Da Orkz called it Bloodcrunch Rockfire. Now, as fer dis plan. Dem Krons made a planet-sized ship dat 'ad mad dakka. If we'z gonna turn a 'ole planet into a krooza, we'z gonna need lots o' dakka. Da best part is we'z ken use da dakka wot ain't supposed ta be on a ship, kuz it's supposed ta be on a planet. Dem big orbital defense kannons and uvver gubbinz.
As much as 'dis plan's genius, ah got a naggin' feeling that we moight have a problem wiv' movin' a whole planet. Ah mean, roight now each planet es movin' 'round on 'deir own. Wot if 'dat same force keeps turnin' us 'round so we can't point all tha dakka at wot we wanna dakka up? Not to mentiun tha fact that we'd be showin' our arses if 'dat ever happens.
Nah we'd be usin un a dem panzie worlds where dey can point dere dakka. Anyways if youz using a normal world ya put dakka all ova it
Wutevah iz keepin da planit movin' wez kan ov'ahkome it wif enuff thrustas in da oppozit die'recktion Dat wayz da planit movez where wez wantz it too Da entieyah planit covah'd in Rokkit Boostahs an ground ta orbit'el cannonz, an den wez kan make da kuntrolz be undahneet da planit so wez don'tz get shot up in da procezz Diz kan wurk, iz kan feelitz in me bonez Planin' You'z in on diz or wot?
Same az it'z always been Rokdak Ta takez ov'ah da Wur.......no wait...err... Ta makez da Ork Deff Wurld, wif Rokkitz an' Dakka an' shin'nee bitz
