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Finkin' Big

Discussion in 'Orks' started by KillboFraggins, Aug 19, 2015.

  1. Rite boyz, me bin finkin'. We ain't doin' things big 'enuff. Dem gits on da firey planet with Ghazghkull 'ave bin droppin' Roks on fings, stompin' dem umies before they can get ta dakka dem. Wez can pull da same trick, all by lootin' an even bigga pila scrap, an smashin' it inta da planet. Namely dis fing -

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    Smash 'em panzees good, take dere 'ome, orkify it propa like, den droppin' it on dere 'eads. Whose in?
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  2. Oi Oi 'ow bout we smash da planet inta ummies 'nstead? Bigger iz betta rite?
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  3. Dat's geni... geni... propa brainy dat is! We stomp two zoggin' gits at da same time!
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  4. If wez jus make big enuff engines an thrustas wez kan krooz the planet right thru da 'ummie fleet

    I meenz if deyz wantz ta planit so bad, let 'em 'ave it

    Da proppa Orky way
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  5. Iz heard sumwun say da wurdz "stomp" an "Panzies"

    so iz came az fast az Iz culd
  6. Yea wez finkin of takin an enitieyah Panzee Krapwurld

    Or wut evah dem gitz kallz em, I kantz kare ta get it ro'ight

    An wez gunna crash it inta a bunch a 'ummie shipz

    It'z ingeen'yus rill'lee
  7. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    'Ow bout we drive da planet through da uva planet and den through da umie fleet and den into the spikey portal and den through da git godz a da spikies and den get gork and mork ta make us da best cause we found em. 'Ow da you loike my plan ?
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  8. ...

    Iz gunna need mor scrap n bitz ta make dis wurk
  9. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    If we go wiff da first part den weez 'ave enuff scrap fa da rest
  10. Ya wantz low'ah kwalit'tee boostahs ta do all dat? Op okay den, it'z yur teef...an yur scrap...an yur bitz...an en'neefing elze I needz...

    Den wez gunna need mor fuel an ener'gee ta keep the enginez runnin' in ordah ta doo dis

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