Then Typhus promptly trips into an unholy combination of every cleaning product known, and unknown, the mankind. Ahriman laughs in the background, yelling "JUST AS PLANNED!"
then archaon comes to 40k and whips all these amaetures into shape. but seriously...archaon vs abbadon..? archaon can most certainly withstand bolts from his storm bolter, and dat horse...
Except he serves a god who's never going to let him succeed at the big things, Tzeentch loving to watch his subjects struggle.
My favorite Chaos Champion is me, myself and I. http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/azathoth-son-of-tzeentch-and-emperor-of-chaos.31779/