*is wearing a disguise made out of flayed Ork skin* 'ow d'ya know da otha Orks 'll be smaht enuff ta' build an' empire? Most of oua' kind just loik to smash 'tings. Lookit Ghazghull. E jest wanna see da galaxy burn in da' fires of Gork 'en Mork, not rule it!
Because wez blood axes not goffs wez want ta rule not destroy afta all we can't av anyfing if we burn it all.
*Rokdak glares at the obviously fake ork.* "Lad...fink youze ouda leave dis here meetin. Kan't seyz I'z ever invited youze 'ere.."
(Why are there Ork nazis, yet no Chaos Caliphate?) (I feel so alone on these forums) (Where the Word Bearers at?)
"Zoggin foolz, dey thinkz dis iz jest anuuder WAAAGH! herch..no. A magnificent era iz uppon us ladz...Da orkish people have finally awakend. An now da dis era iz uppon us weze kan unite us all unda one banna! A great toim is bafer us ladz." "uhhh no he wuz faker den Dark Eldar titz"
Uh ok Iz don't want ta know ow you know dat about dark eldar but sure let da us usher in a new era of Ork dominance.
"well seeing that we all signed da treaty Iz goin back to da UnterReich now if ya need me you know how to contact me." *gets up out of his chair and puts his squig cigar back in to his mouth, relights it and leaves for his parked space zeppelin and goes back to the UnterReich*
