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Everybody loves the Orks

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by TuskatheDaemonKilla, Dec 2, 2015.

  1. *Lots, and lots of Dakka can be heard coming from down the hole. Eventually the 'totally an ork' climbs out of the hole, covered in blood.*

    BOSS, There's killy daemons down in the hole! You should get down there and kill them, while I dakka them!
  2. *Throws the totally an ork back down the hole with a few stik bombs duct taped to him*
    "Naw youz have fun do!"
  3. *The Totally-an Ork is thrown back down the hole. Except this time more dakka can be heard, followed by a series of explosions. He climbs back out again, except now his 'heavy armour is scorched, AND Blood stained, and wait a second.. That's not very orky armour!*

    "Boss, there's still more daemons down there, but that was a lot of fun, and most of them are dead! I ran up to them and let the bombs blow up in their faces. Except now I need to go fix my armour."
  4. "Alright ya git I'll go down der an you stay up ere and do fings I guess."
    *Tuska jumps down the hole*
  5. *The suspicously less Orky 'totally an ork' runs off, clearly thinking this isn't worth the trouble*
  6. ...

    duh hell is all this about a hole

    there was never a hole lmao
  7. Huh well we thought there was a hole care to actually continue?
  8. So what is happening here exactly?
  9. gimme a minute alright, In the middle of something
  10. Ok I shall wait

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