Yep just going to be strait with you people this is an ork thread on off topic and we are going to be starting off with ork nazis on the moon signing a treaty to make an alliance with each other and one of them worships Cuthuhlu(me) and while writing this I heard samurai jack is coming back in 2016. So let be do the honors in saying.... LET THE ORKY MADNESS BEGIN!
In the meeting hall everyone was sitting and waiting for the last guest to arrive when suddenly the meeting hall doors swung open with slight crash against the walls, they all hoped it was the final guest but to their surprise it was General Otto von Rehrbirg, Nazgrims most favoured mech-boss. He walked down to the large metal table that everyone was sitting at and sat down, everyone staring at him wondering why Nazgrim hadn't shown up.
(nice model) *Tuska von Daemon Killa the Fuhrer of the UnterRiech would look over to the General his squig cigar leaving a light trail of smoke as he took it from his mouth, his red monocle glistening as his eyes focused on the newly arrived ork* Well seems we can get started Im to assume youz gonna be reprsentin Nazgim then, I though we agreed to come here ourselves but no matta letz get down ta business den.
*speaking with an agitated tone in his voice General Otto begins to say why his boss would not come* The boss woudend come cause he iz... well paranoid that he iz goin to be assassinated by some gitz.
I guess datz understandable but if 'es not 'ard enough ta just krump da gitz dat want ta assassinate em, but we not 'ere ta insult eachova. *looks over to Rokdak* so where is da treaty wez need ta sign and wot not?
*From one of the hatches leading deeper into the base, Rokdak emerges. The self proclaimed "spess Führer". After spending many years on the moon in Isolation from distractions, Rokdak had become a much more cruel and serious ork. How ever every now and then one could expect out bursts of madness from the odd ork.* Well ladz, gud ta see youze all taken me idea ta heart and decided ta come 'ere. Now dat weze togetha under wun roof, weze kan git dis thing goin. *Rokdak motions to a neatly dressed gretchin at the far side of the hall, he comes running over with a large document.* Alroight gimme dat... Here it iz ladz, da treaty an declaration ta form dis 'ere alliance. I'll start us off den. *Rokdak signs the document, then hands it to Tuska.*
*Tuska takes the document and signs it and gives it over to Otto* Ta a united Ork Reich under da three Fuhrers, Rokdak of da moon, Nazgrim being represented by otto here of da surface (we never came up with a name for the planet) and I Tuska of da UnterReich. Lets krump some gitz and burn some political opponents. *tips his UnterReich kap in respect* @SpaceHulk
*Otto signs the document trying his best to write in Nazgrims style of writing (which was mostly just scribbles) but still tried to make it readable after he was done he put it in the middle of the table.
