You are a fool for approaching me. I shall end your pathetic hold on this Universe and move onto my destined purpose, I possess powers far beyond your mortal comprehension an- The monologue might have been rather effective were it others could hear him, sadly Sir Cumference had almost completely forgotten his predicament as a mute. Regardless, now it would be time to strike! First he would make the mortal believe he was weak, only to counter the artificial hubris and force this figure to cower in fear before being eliminated. Or at least... That is what he would do where he able. The fact that as a severed head he could do nothing but remain motionless suddenly hit him. So he chose to remain as he was, but with a menace and determination not found in many perfectly still obejcts.
How very dare you lay a hand on your better's hat! I will destroy you and scatter your remains to the wind! This day had not gone as planned, but Cumference was anything if not positive. So what if he had made a few- Well, a lot of minor- Major... So what if he made an incomprehensible amount of massive miscalculations? He still had his dignit- oh gods he was being taken out of the hat.
