oy boyz! liztan'up! i'z Ead Ztompa 'nd i'zt gonna smash tonz'o gitz in diz comin'kruzade! now, dough, ma scip got zome problaz in da traval to Arkona, zo i zomped on a planat kalled earth, more prezizely'n a plaze da local humiez kall "Itagly"... but when i fixa back ma ship, you'zt zee how good i'zt at smashin' doze puny grotz woz gonna stand'o ma way! WAAAAAGH!!!
Greetings! As a servant of the Machine God i welcome you this sanctioned forum! Praise the Omnissiah!