View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i2VTNivPMc My Ork jimmies are Eternal, none can rustle them. ... Youze jest wana use me aza meat shield? And ta fink I'z thought youze gitz were me friendz....
Meat shield is the best translation for the Eldar word for "non-Eldar friend" I could come up with. Also, I am quite certain you guys would be more happy with the bloody, brutal and blasting part of a siege, than the sneaky sneaky part of it, so we should make a great team. We will of course supply the front assault with vehicles and troops too, but we do better at the sneaky part. To be honest, my alt will probably be an Ork when the full game is being released (soon^tm) EDIT: I can make a drawing of my cunning battle plan tomorrow.
Alroight 'erez an idea...alroight... I'z stay behind frum a safe distence roight? an youze gitz loik jest sorta go do yer fing. soundz loik a gud idea ta me
We're victorious in every war - the easiest way to win the war against boneheaded lesser races - is to let them win all the battles - while we accomplish our objectives unopposed, and unseen Besides - when we really want to fuck one of the other races up militarily - it's much more eloquent to just point the nearest SM chapter or Ork Waaagh in their direction - then we set up folding chairs next to our webway gate, and watch the carnage while sipping our daiquiris
But look, there is a shiny Space Marine over there! He even got both teeth and weapons that could need an orkification/improvement, so are you just going to let him stand over there, all alone? Don't worry about the Predator next to him, I am certain it is unmanned, and it is not like it can hurt you anyway, since you got such great armor. Anyhow, you could make sure the enemies were occupied, by firing at their main gate with every vehicle you got, since that is sure to get their attention. I am certain that the brave and bold Ork Boyz will be able to get through the main gate, at some point... You are starting to sound a bit like Tzeentch, "He whose name cannot be pronounced". But you are right, we usually just make our enemies fight against each others, before the make an alliance against us. Much easier that way
... Oh..so I'z a bone head huh? Iz dis da respeckt dat da Ambassador getz? Youze know wot...I'z gonna grade yer embassy now fer dat ... Youze don't know anyfing about meze do youze lad? I'z da laffin stock ov me Klan fer being un orky (Smart loik, accused ov consortin wif da enemy) Youze kant loie to meze loik I'z sum daft git, youze git a D- fer lack ov effort.
I dontz fink panzee gitz stomp dat well Finkin dere mor of da bleedin out an writhin sort of lot It'z why dey needz othaz ta fight for 'em, cuz deyz az tuff az a spinelizz grot
