- When an Eldar is executed, the model had spike protrusions from the groin area.

Found this gem in the patch notes. Did some cheeky Dark Eldar sneak into your craftworlds Eldar?

Bwahaha!

I'm just that attractive, even when I'm jamming a Power Fist into an Eldar's spinal cord.

Where are the patch notes this time?

@Celestia Steam. It's actually an update of previous notes. Came with today's update.

They had to fix it so people would assume Eldar actually have genitalia.

We have more genitalia than you

Technically, Space Marines DO have working dicks. They just don't use em (except space wolves) because their brain is no longer capable of telling them to do so

Soul Stones aren't the ONLY thing they take off of their dead to carry into future battles...