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Eldar Drivers

Discussion in 'Eldar' started by Heironymus, Dec 25, 2016.

  1. Heironymus Heironymus Subordinate

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    Pointy ears, we have to talk about your ELDAR-NASA program. I was taking a drive, ya know the one, the one past C to go B on that random Volcanic Map. I spotted a Eldar mother and her two kids in the other, oncoming lane. I paid it no mind and kept going my normal speed for a Evil Sunz Ork.

    However, when I turned on my right turn signal, the mother suddenly was in a frantic! She swerves to miss one of her own Eldar running towards her to get into her serpent transport (never did remember you foreign brands, anyways), INTO ME. Well, I was in a pickle.

    I decided it was for the best that I ready myself to get out of the car to, inevitably and regretfully, exchange insurances (Ugh, the bills for next month, jeez) and settle this like fellow alien species. She had other plans.

    Her children all run out SCREAMING, something about their random gods and such, and she stays in the car. She charges me with her transport KIA an---

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  2. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    So many vehicles have taken flight lately. I watched a match where like three seperate ork space program tests occured. One even survived the launch!
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  3. Dorfus Dorfus Steam Early Access

    how do you think y'all got to space? clearly it wasn't by yourselves
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  4. Thana Thana Curator

  5. You know how the Eldar get with road rage. Dominating the sky lanes just isn't enough.
  6. Maensith Subordinate

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  7. Heironymus Heironymus Subordinate

    This game kinda reminds me of the Halo series, with super jumps and sending people flying with scorpion tanks, wraiths, etc., haha.
  8. Dorfus Dorfus Steam Early Access

    More like their faith in JPA I-frames
  9. Valentine Iyan Firebrand

    Sorry we're just so busy all the time!

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