DA BUGZ DON BE DA BEST TA FIGHT! doze red spikey boyz iz real fun do--dey fite nice an' propa, alwayz rite der ta smack, an soez' der daemon fingz. An' sum a' doze spayse mahreens iz good in a fite--da red onez dat done hav da bloody droplit fingyz, da blud angulz, an da boyz dat wear da black armor wiv da cross fingy i also good--deyz REEL good in a fite--alwayz get rite up close an' propa, waitin for a good smackin'. den some'a da puny eldar iz fun--dem storm gardins is fun ta fite--but doze banshee fings iz only fun wen dey aint squeelin like a bunch'a pigs! hurts me ears. da green guyz--wot wif da buzz-sord-choppas--deyz good somtahms, but deyz also sneek an' lurk about. da dark eldah iz fun if youz a speed freek, cuz deyz good in a race wot wif dakka all the while, an dem incubi gitz is alwayz rite in yer face. da blue people iz good if you likez dakka, an da kroot is a hell uv a blahst! deyz reel fun ta fite. come tah fink uv it, ah finkz dat deyz all fun tah fite! it just depends on wat ya like ta do best! me? well... I LIKES TA DO ALL DA FINGS! I JUST WANNA WAAAAHG!
Yooz grotz don't get yer finkin' 'eads on. Da way we do this iz we furst go n stomp dem Spiky Boyz dat'll give us lots of dem dere Demunz to stick some shootaz on and pull uz wagons. Den we stomp dem Tin Can boyz ter get uz some spare parts fer da Lootas n da Mekz. Next wez go stomp dem Bug Boyz deyz alwayz bring some big beasties fer a gud fight. Dem panzy boyz? deyz'll run away a long time ago. Deyz not gunna be around ter fight.
Ooo Di's seems fun Da freebootaz like to fight all hehe Oi gits get Da big gunz we be going to a WAAAGH
Come on now boyz, we all knows 'oo needs a good stompin, and 'oo 'as da most dakka at da moment. Da eldarz!
He ain't a green skin. Looks like a spikey zog ead. I use my big shoota on it an fill it full of holez
