Discussion in 'Orks' started by Nexle09, Feb 25, 2017.
Da orky langidge iz a delikat 'an kolourful art, rezerved fer more, finer tungz 'an wot.
NUFFIN' TROO-ER HAS EVER BEEN SED MEFINKS, LANGWAGE OF POETS IT IZ. NOW 'OLD STILL, I NEED A COUPLE TEEF FOR A SQUIG BEER, IF'N YA DON'T MOVE IT WON'T HURT....MUCH.
I'z jus' come back from givin' wunna dem "role play" freddz a gud orkifying!
I'z jus bakk frum givin' wunna dem Rolplay freddz a gud ol' fashioned Orkifying!
Now if only you could fire a rain of rockets THROUGH WALLS you'd be just like dat annoying git. Honestly do...what kinda boyz let a mek lead em!?
The only thing more OP than being shot by Heavy Bolters behind cover? Wait- Don't Eldar have rokkits that can hit you behind cover? Given, you know. You can steer them. THE FACT DER MISSILS IS JUS' A MINER TEKNIKALITY! DEYZ MISS LESS DESPITE BEING CALLED DAT!
Meh thats a sore point for me. I'm actually kinda pissed bE nerfed the reaper launcher.
Anyway...so if skarblitz is drinking tea/eating dinner my money is on him doing it with the eldar facton leader. I think they secretly sneak off to hang out after each campaign and she is brainwashing him to be some genteel eldarified ork! Eldar witch craft!!!
Real orks drink fungus beer!
Where's we gettin' dese new gitz now, anyway?
Waaagh! Mart? Commin' to a planet near you!*
Side effects may include. Loss of power, loss of life, loss of human population, boom in ork population, other related explosions, unfriendly staff, finding your own belonings and even limbs for sale. An untrustworthy, shifty lookin' Dok.
or mabe skarblitz is introducing Jain Dar to proppa orky culture, this smells like a romantic comedy without the romance.
Oi, why dey call it "'shippin'"? I ain't seen Skarblitz on no shipz.