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Dis skarblitz fellow is no ork!

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Nexle09, Feb 25, 2017.

  1. Nazdakka TheBigDakka Steam Early Access

    Da orky langidge iz a delikat 'an kolourful art, rezerved fer more, finer tungz 'an wot.
  2. Morkrazz'l Rokstompa Tenevhrael Arkhona Vanguard

    NUFFIN' TROO-ER HAS EVER BEEN SED MEFINKS, LANGWAGE OF POETS IT IZ. NOW 'OLD STILL, I NEED A COUPLE TEEF FOR A SQUIG BEER, IF'N YA DON'T MOVE IT WON'T HURT....MUCH.
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  3. Nazdakka TheBigDakka Steam Early Access

    I'z jus' come back from givin' wunna dem "role play" freddz a gud orkifying!
    I'z jus bakk frum givin' wunna dem Rolplay freddz a gud ol' fashioned Orkifying!

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  4. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Now if only you could fire a rain of rockets THROUGH WALLS you'd be just like dat annoying git. Honestly do...what kinda boyz let a mek lead em!?
  5. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    The only thing more OP than being shot by Heavy Bolters behind cover? Wait- Don't Eldar have rokkits that can hit you behind cover? Given, you know. You can steer them. THE FACT DER MISSILS IS JUS' A MINER TEKNIKALITY! DEYZ MISS LESS DESPITE BEING CALLED DAT!
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  6. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Meh thats a sore point for me. I'm actually kinda pissed bE nerfed the reaper launcher.

    Anyway...so if skarblitz is drinking tea/eating dinner my money is on him doing it with the eldar facton leader. I think they secretly sneak off to hang out after each campaign and she is brainwashing him to be some genteel eldarified ork! Eldar witch craft!!!
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  7. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    Real orks drink fungus beer!

    Where's we gettin' dese new gitz now, anyway?
  8. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Waaagh! Mart? Commin' to a planet near you!*

    Side effects may include. Loss of power, loss of life, loss of human population, boom in ork population, other related explosions, unfriendly staff, finding your own belonings and even limbs for sale. An untrustworthy, shifty lookin' Dok.
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  9. or mabe skarblitz is introducing Jain Dar to proppa orky culture, this smells like a romantic comedy without the romance.
  10. Salvohhh!! Solei Drill Abbott

    Oi, why dey call it "'shippin'"? I ain't seen Skarblitz on no shipz.
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