Storm shields that look like riot shields are even rarer on LSM grunts to be honest.

I want a Force Flail or a Force Lash

Force Scythe or bust.

You know if they scaled down Manreaper to the current Power Axe size and playstyle ...

I doubt that would happen.
Heres to hoping two handed weapons come soon after launch.

they don't even give us staff

Khorne despises the use of sorcery rather than brute physical power and will specifically obliterate any psyker who would beseech him for power, thus no Sorcerers appear in his service.-taken from 40k wikia.

I doubt Games Workshop will allow the makr of Khorne to be givien to Sorcs.

I'm aware. That's why I said I can only dream about it.

What? Is this confirmed? Seriously?

There will be no two-handed weapons on launch in general.