We wuz on Skargulz ship, flyin' threw da sky wen I, Goruk, Or Spookums. Saw dis rite weird flyin' ball followin' uz. An, Wiv me 'ated ov Eldar. I knew it woz an Eldar fighta. So, i yellz. "OI! WE'Z GOT ELDAR TAILIN' AZ!" Urtzit, finally greateful ta 'av sumfin' ta do started shootin' an' hit noffin. "Eldar trikkery" 'E sez. It sorta worked do, because da weird fing disappeared. I like ta fink everywun wuz in awe dat i recognized sumfin! It woz, 'owevah at about dis time dat we got wivvin sightin' distance ov da ship we wuz sent by da boss ta go loot. Onlu, DER WUZ AN 'UGE ZOGGIN' SHIP GUN TRYIN' TA BLOW UZ OUTTA DA SKY! So, Skargul, bein' da 'ace' pilot dat 'e iz, remembahs da five dees ov pilotin'! Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive an' - uh Dodge. Evadin' da fire dat'd 'av zogged uz all! Well, everywun but da Goff. We'z did take sum damage do, an' our mek popped out, an' sez. "Oooerr. Ya ain't goin' nower wiv diz wing in da shape it iz. Go take out da big dakka, and you'z can fly da rest ov da way." So. We'z sets out from dis- outkrop ov rokks. Only den did we'z see dat wot we'z fightin' agenst weren't ya avrage 'uumies! Dey wuz painted green! Der guns wuz propa killy. But bein' da 'leat strike force dat we 'iz, we'z krept from covah to covah. I barged frew a barrier an' made a little slop as i'z yelled. "ZOG YOU, DIGGABOYZ!" An' den deyz shot me, wiv der digga gunz. It tikkled, but didn't uverwize 'urt cus I'z da tuffest. As i started ta Chop, Skargul opened up wiv da Rokkit launcha we'z akquired, 'splodin' da buildin' an da unfortanate diaggaz dat wuz in da way. Urtzit. bein' da flash git started shootin'. Greenfing, fer sum reazun started attackin' da banna dey wuz uzing. (Dunt ask, cuz i didn't.) Skargul started firin' wiv 'iz rokkits agen. An dey wot 'e aimed at, suprisinly. Smardak kinda- 'at da katch up wile i woz in da thick of it, swearin' thorwin' me weight aroun'. Az i lopped wun ov da diggas legs off, dat weird doo-hicky dat da dok put in me did- sumfin' an everyfin' waz all purple, and shiverin'. Did i like dis? Did i zog! While dis woz goin on, Da MegaDagganob 'ad appeared. after all 'iz skardiggas 'az croaked it. An' Smardak was sora- not quite fendin' 'im off. 'E missed da first wing wiv iz klaw. 'E wuz takin' 'itz from rokkits, 'e wuz bein' shot by Urtzit. E wozzn't showin' any signs ov distress. So, afta i stopped jumpin' on da skardigga i'd zogged, i turned to ta MegaDigganob. I screeched an' pointed, an deni charged. Da digganob woz quite focoused on Smardak ta attack anywun else. We'z all traded blows a couple of times, until i saws me opening! AN' I PERFORMED AN UPPACUT SOOOO GUD, DAT IT 'SPLODED 'IZ 'EAD LIKE A RIPE SQUIG! An den- it wuz a bit fuzzy, on account ov i wuz still trippin' on da dok stuff an' started rollin' around in da Digganobz entrails wile da rest ov da boyz venchad in ta da buildin'. Wen da stuff wore off, I saws Topdek walkin' past. An, cuvered in blood and jibbly bits from da Ogryn i sez. "Ya tell nobody bout dis 'ere diplay, Or I'll be rollin' in your jibbly bits!" Wizely. E'z nodded, said noffin' an' walked to da buildin' rite quick. Der wuz a DiggaGrot inside, an da next fing i know, we'z leggin' it cuz da big gunz about ta blow! Which, i did. Oh, Anz apparently. Greenfing killed two diggas by stealf. But, since i dind't see it, I'z izznt inlinced ta beleives 'im. Klanka'd got da ship workin' by dis point, so we 'opped inside and flew off. We'z came ta a landin' pad, which Skargul, In i'z infinit bloody wizdum totally overshot! And we'z landed with a THUMP! Klanka sed summot about 'anuvah crash' before Urtzit sed. "It'z not a crash if ya do it on purpose! 'Mergency Landin'!" So, We'z landed in da Digga camp.