Oy gitz! I'z written us a chanty, see! You'z betta likez it, or I'll come over dere an' shove you'z face innit, see. Oi you ‘oomies Wot d’ya fink ya playin’ at? You’z in dat stoopid tanky-fing in a stoopid ‘at! First we’ll kick you’s Guards down An’ den you'z Russes too! Den we’ll be kickin’ ya ‘ed about ‘till it’s all black ‘n’ blue! WAAAAAAGH! ‘ey you’z Eldy-boyz, ‘Oo d’ya fink you iz? Floatin’ on dem gravvy fings, Goin’ all pop and fizz? First you’z got buggered up the arse By a Chaos god, ‘ope you’s all in for a second round, You pointy-eared sod! WAAAAAAGH! Wot’s all dis you'z Grey Skins? Wot’re ya talkin’ about? About all dis 'ere “Greatah Good”, Iz you'z brainz all fallin’ out? Hide behind dem metal-suits, And you’z rail-gunningz too, Cuz when us Ork boyz get dere, None of it will help you! WAAAAAAAGH! Oh dearie me you’z Tyranids, You’z droolin’ and you’s scream, Eatin’ all da aleeyuhns, Wantin’ something green. Well you’s all ain’t havin’ none, ‘Coz green iz all da best, At shootin’ an’ at fightin’ And all da bloody rest! WAAAAAAAGH! Yeah we iz all da Orky boyz, We’z mean an' big an' green, Fightin’ ‘em all amongst the stars An’ everyfin’ in between! Dey'z ain’t never ‘ad a chance, When we kicked ‘em clean o’ snot! ‘Cuz when we’z talkin' to da point,- We'z da Orkz, an' you iz not! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Oh god the beasts have started to write musical numbers. I pray to Isha, as soon the world will be destroyed.
I am fine with this, seems we chaos guys got ignored. As for quotes go, my favourite one. "Where´s the truck....WHY`S I WALKING!"
What's is da deal wif' airloine peanuts? Dey's is in a tiny bag dat I's can neva' open! So I's SHOOTS DA BAG UNTIL IT GIVES ME'S MY PEANUTS!!
laugh at this. An Ork, Space Marine and Eldar are walking down the road. They see a Chaos portal that has a sign on it. It says: 'say what is true or be sucked in'. The Space Marine says: "I think I'm the bravest" and walks past safely, the Eldar says: "I think I'm the most agile" and walks past safely. The Ork says: "I thinks..." and gets sucked into the portal.
Larf at dis A Boss, a beakie, and a panzi are WAAAAAAAAGHHHHIN' down Da Space 'ulk. Dey spyz a choppa and a slugga. Da Choppa sayz, " I'z da 'and of Mork, use me fer smashin. Da beakie pick's up da choppa and tries to krump da Boss. Da beakie, even dough 'ez big, can't 'arm da Boss. Da Boss krumps da beakie wit' 'is own choppa! Da Slugga sayz "I'z da 'and of Gork, use me fer dakka". Da panzi tries ta krump da Boss with da slugga. Sluggas are real gud spottas of gitz, dough. So da slugga don't fire fer da Panzi. So da Boss krumps da Panzi with da slugga too! And 'as a good larf!!! Har har har
