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Da ork test for findin' dem' spys

Discussion in 'Orks' started by ComradeHavoc, Jul 16, 2016.

  1. Safreadis Safreadis Arkhona Vanguard

    aaaawh, I'm not "screaming".... I'm singing my ennemies doom, that's a melody! Don't tell me your WAAAAA... *cough* isn't a melody.... right?
  2. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    Least the orks aren't frilly space elves dancing around in skin-tight spandex and magicals stones, looking like a boot-leg nineteenth century action hero.

    And at least the orks can easily tear a guardsman in half with their hands.
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  3. Safreadis Safreadis Arkhona Vanguard

    Yup, sorry I'm not a He-Man/Ork ... But I could definitly cast your soul into oblivion without touching you. Much cleaner actually. You ever thought of the poor Ork that has to clean all of your dirty mess up? ... Oh yes, right... you don't clean. I'm definitly a spy though... woops.
  4. Orkus Pokus Trenchwar Arkhona Vanguard

    Wut da zog is an E-man? is it like a ummie but with less U and more E? Iz dont get it.

    Oh no, wait, iz think I gets it. hu-mmie scream uuu and he-mmies scream eeeeee before they die, roight? Roight?

    Iz a smart boy. Iz Mekboy. Iz kunning and brutal.

    oh zog. Iz talk too much, didnt have time to smash dat panzy...
  5. If it ain't WAAAAGH!, it ain't mellow-dee! Lemme sing ya da song o' mah people.

    *phlegmy throat-clearing and loogie-hawking*

    Orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz orkz... *deep breath* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OoooOOOOOOOrrrrkz izzzz da BEEEEESSSTEST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Da green toid'z COMIIIIIIIIIN`! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Boyz an' boyz, boyz an' boyz, join 'and in 'and an red rovaaaaa dem ova! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    Ever'wun! Sing along if yooz know da words!
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  6. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

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  7. Ariensis Recruit

    Why cast his soul into oblivion when you can devour it!
  8. Yeah! Dat'z da spirit!
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  9. Safreadis Safreadis Arkhona Vanguard

    Because I was told Ork souls have bad taste... And I'm very picky on my food. Want a muffin?
  10. Ariensis Recruit

    They are, but they fight more then most. And yes please. :3

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