ERR. boss. Just tought about somefin' Iz been a spy for months now. Iz been dressin' in spikey boyz outfitz ta spy on them marheens ta see wut their up to... So iz been wonderin' are we lookin' for orkz that spy on da enemy or are we lookin for enemies that spy on da boyz... I'z confused roight now.
I wear purple. I am invisi-blessed. No, wait, that only works for Orks painted purple... not Slaaneshi...
Time ta show off some Blood Axe cunnin'! Shootas Boomaz Stabbaz Cunnin'! EXTRA cunnin'! Mork Mork pretendin' ta be Gork! Simple! Dakka! BANG! If they'z haz all da toppin'z, den Grot burgers I'z prefer Tanks, but b'tween da two, Wagons All da buttons. Cuz if you don't know what you'z gonna do, how can dey? See? Bomb Squigs! Bomb Squigs! Boom! Warlord Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter ORKS! As many as I'z see 'fore dey see me! Dat'z 'ow many! Green camo, cuz green iz still best! "WAAAGH!" but only afta we'z get nice n' close first HA! Simple! 7! Da anzer's always 7, ladz! You sure dis test iz fer rootin' out sneaks? Seems kinda easy if ya'z ask me... Cut loose wiv some of me own, Kommando like. Silent, but zoggin' deadly. I ate me some o' dem Nids, too after all!
*Banshee casually sitting on a tall box, obviously smiling* Wow, you guys do have an interesting peptalk... Let me try to communicate... *obivously mimicing an ork speaking* Oï Imma spoy, bossz, me not suur waht iz goin' on... Good grief, how do you people speak such an aweful tong?
