Disclaimer: Da boss will krump ya if you try to be a smart git or choose em' both, and he sayz youz betta does it OR ELSE YOU'Z GONA GETS IT!!! Shootas or Choppaz? Bangaz or Boomaz? Stabbaz or Cuttaz? Cunnin' or Brutal? Brutal or Cunnin'? Morkanaut or Gorkanaut? Gork or Mork? Mork or Gork? Dakka or Dakka? Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang or BANG!!! Grot burgers or Squig steaks? Trukz or Wagonz? All da buttonz or Big red won? Wuz is da best squig? Who iz da bestest, biggest, and neva lose, and iz strongest and most brutal and da most cunnin' and da shootiest and chopyest?! Finish dis sentence: ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS _ _ _ ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS If you haz one teef, and den stomp dem bad munz gud, den buy dem shooty flackas, how many 'umies can ya lop? Wuz da best colah? WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH????? or WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH????? Accurately calculate the amount of gretchins required to produced roughly ten thousand tons of munitions grades gunpowder, when it takes two gretchins to create a single potassium nitrate kilogram in an hour, three gretchins to mine a single sulfur kilogram in an hour, one gretchin to produce one kilogram of charcoal in an hour, and three gretchins to mix and refine the three chemicals into gunpowder in an hour, at a ratio of 75% KNO₃ 13% C7H4Ol 12% S, if you only had one day to meet your goal. What do ya do if dem boys get's da gas from eatings dem 'nids and youz stuck ina rock heading for dem good fights ina week?
Shootas Boomaz (no idea what neither o' dem iz ) Cuttaz Brutal Cunnin' Morkanaut Iz dat sum kind o' trap? I guess so... Dakka BANG!!! Squig steaks? Wagonz, wiv lotsa big gunz Big red won bomb squig dat's Boss Thrakka ya git! ORKS ORKS ORKS as much as I 'ave dakka, den sum more fungus colah WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH lots enjoy da smell
Oi fink yooz'll foind me ansuhs all in orda. Ole Gitshanka gradjewated at da top o' 'is class. Dat meanz Oi'm da only one wot didn' blow 'imself up 'r git ate, so dat meanz Oi'm da smartest an' da most kunnin' o' all da boyz in moy class! An' anyone sayz uvvawize iz gittin' krumped fer spare bitz. Choppaz o'coarse. Bangaz. Da boomaz waste good fleshy gubbins wot coulda been used. Cuttaz. Oi once 'adda grot oi troid ta stab open 'nstead o' cuttin'em, an' once 'e wuz open, dere wasn't enough o' 'im ta do da serjery. Kunnin'. Brutal. Da one wot gitz da most dakka. Gork, coz 'e's brutal but kunnin'. Mork, coz 'e's kunnin' but brutal. Dakka! BANG!!! Da squigz, o' coarse. Dunno where dem grotz 'az been, but it prolly ain't good. Da trukkz is betta fer carryin' fleshy gubbinz an' bitz. Waddya, daft? DA BIG RED BUTTON! Dat'z a 'ard one... Lotza squigs is good fer lotza dokkin'... Da profeshunawl in me sayz da bag squig coz dey 'old all da uvva squigs, but I gotz me a soft spot fer da face-eatin' squigz. Dey'z always a laugh riot! DA ORKZ O' COARSE! ORKS! All o' dem. Blue. Iz fer luck. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! Uh... One, two, tree, fo, foive... Lotz. Strap a rokkit ta deir backz so dat when da rok gits ta where it'z goin' I can shoot'em loik dat biologikul war-fair dem 'umiez is alwayz callin' im... immo... immortal.
Shootas! Derz neva enuff dakka!!! BOOMAZ! HEHHEHEHEHEAAA CUTTAZ! Uv corz! Brutal! AN' CUNNIN! Morkanaut! Gork and Mork! Dakka DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA Wutz wiv all dis 'ere bangin'? Wez needz moar DAKKA! Squigz taste da best! Wagonz, wiv LOTZA gunz! ALL DA BUTTONZ Da won iz bouts ta eat! Wez da best! ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ALL O' DEM GREEN IZ BEST WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! 'owz Iz s'posed ta no? Jus' keep frowin' gretchinz in da minez till wez gotz enuff. And dere aint eva enuff dakka! SOME DED BOIZ, HEHEHHAAHA (Edit: Had lots of grammar issues. Decided it wasn't enough)
Da boss says ya gots to ansa all da questions WHYZ YOU'Z GONA GET SQUASHED YA LIL' GIT I'LL KRUMP YA HARDER THAN MATT WARD KRUMPED WARHAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Choppaz! Boomaz! Cuttaz! Kunnin'! Brutal! Morkanaut! Mork! Gork! Dakka! BANG!!! Grot burgers! Trukz! DA BIG RED WAN! A CHOMPA SQUIG! DA WARBOZZ! ORKS! ALL 'O DEM! GREEN IZ BEST! WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SHOVE 'EM ALL IN DA SHOKK ATTAK GUN! OI KRUMP 'EM GOOD FER EATING GAZFOOD AND THROW 'EM OUT TA WALK!
Shootas Boomaz Stabbaz Brutal Cunnin Gorkanaut Gork Mork Dakka BANG!!! Squig steaks? Wagonz? All da buttonz a tasty one is da best one Gork , or is it Mork? Finish dis sentence: ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS _ _ _ ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS the answer is ORKS, you failed ta provide da 4th letter Im afraid...iz loike to been a propah gramatikz boy If you haz one teef, and den stomp dem bad munz gud, den buy dem shooty flackas, how many 'umies can ya lop? As many as lots. Wuz da best colah? Black. cause im goff, killing is my business, and business is gud. WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH????? or WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH????? I'd prefer the exclamation point verssiuhn you failed ta provide: WWWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Accurately calculate the amount of gretchins required to produced roughly ten thousand tons of munitions grades gunpowder, when it takes two gretchins to create a single potassium nitrate kilogram in an hour, three gretchins to mine a single sulfur kilogram in an hour, one gretchin to produce one kilogram of charcoal in an hour, and three gretchins to mix and refine the three chemicals into gunpowder in an hour, at a ratio of 75% KNO₃ 13% C7H4Ol 12% S, if you only had one day to meet your goal. The answer is lots. I know, Iz a mekboy. What do ya do if dem boys get's da gas from eatings dem 'nids and youz stuck ina rock heading for dem good fights ina week? Erm, don't understand da questiuhn, so I'll say WAAAGH!!!
