Oi fellow Boyz and Grotz ! Iz talk with dem boss and Weird’boyz cuz dem hav gud brain… And Iz find gud fings to do to SMASH DA SNEEKY GITZ ! But da orkz ar’ bettah in WAAAAAGH ! So if ya boyz hav ‘ suggestions, just post ya trash on dat topic an Iz will edit this first post. Az ya get’it, dat post iz about STRATEJY ! Ya her me wel’ : work together to succeed in battle ! Iz talk about ARMY COMPOSITION for CAPTURING and DEFENDING outpost ! Ya know, da thung wer you cap da pointy thing an mork giv ya more time to stomp da umie ! STOMP STOMP STOMP ! Now ya lizen ya Grotz ! All those games types hav 15 to 30 grotz in our tem, right ? So letz see how we split thos boyz up to get a gud WAAAAAAAGH ! I/ CAPTURING OUTPOST. Dat an ezy one. 3 pointy thingies to take, ech new pointy thing giv’us da time ! So we hav’to take al’ of em once to secure da WAAAAAAAGH ! To do dat, how we split ur WAAAAGH ? 4 SQUADZ: Alpha Squad (5-10 Boyz). Cap squad. Thoz boyz get in da trukk and sneeky all da pointy thinigies ONE BY ONE. Becuz its an OFFENSIVE squad, there iz its composition : 2-4 Sluggas. CUZ YOU HAV TO TAKE DA POINT YA GROTZ ! more sluggas for more luk ! Get sum shield to protect ya and da painboyz wen yu crash in da room ! 1-2 Painboyz. Healin da slugga can be gud, suz da more da better when ya roll in da cap thingy. 2-4 Stormboyz . If da enemy fight in close combat, he can’t use itz Dakka, right ? So use dose crazy Stromboyz to stop enemy from DAKKADAKKA until da sluggaz roll in. 1 Assigned Trukk, cuz dem hav to go fast for da suprize ! Bravo Squad (5-10 Boyz). Second Cap squad. Cuz ataking at one place only iz for grotz. If ned be, Bravo squad can strike da umie wiz Alpha Squad . So itz da same compozition ! And dem get A TRUKK ! 2-4 Sluggas 1-2 Painboyz 2-4 Stormboyz 1 Assigned Trukk. Dat ful close combat compozition giv ya strenght in one tim charge, so cap da pointy thing and get DA HELL OUT OF HER. Here comes Charlie Squad ! Charlie Squad (4-8 Boyz)/ Defense Squad. MORE DAKKA TO KEEP DA POINTY THING ! Once a pointy thing iz take, they come in to KEEP IT. Cuz to win, you ned to KEEP DA POINT. (Da boss told meh) 3-6 Lootas. Cuz more lootas meanz MOAR Dakka. Set’em on second floor and stuff to protect each other and cover all da angles. 1-2 Shoota/Sluggaz. In case da umies or da pointy earz want to play orkz way, ya need some « versatile » class to fight on short/close distance ! Thos boyz hav to protect da Lootas. Set’em on the access/pointy thing. Echo Squad (1-2 Boyz). Tank bustas. If ya grotz want to win, ya hav to stomp da enemy tank and transport ! Dis squad wil move wher da umies/pointy ears hid their tank. They’ll use a Warwagon to go fast and crush enemy ! 1-2 Shootas. With da rokkit (da on’ dat work, no da crappy one !) som stikky bomb and stuff to STOMP da enemy gud and fast ! 1 Assigned war wagon. If needz to hid from too much umies/pointy earz, they can hid in da tank an’ DAKKA THE HELL OUTTA’EM ! Also gud to look around da map and find da enemy tank/transport. Her' iz a map onhow ya grotz should use dose squadz: II/ DEFENDING OUTPOST (Comin’ soon, needz mor thinking and ya suggestionz to find something real gud !)
Yuz Didnt Yap How ya suppose to Join or create Public squads Use'n Diz!! Wat Grot Givs Ya a Pointy Stick wif out a Holda!!
Ya right ! Da boyz nevah lizen until we Smash dem hed ! I hop dis guide wil help Klans or Boyz likez me who try to organize dah grotz. GORK GORK GORK GORK ! Gud idea here ! An explanazion on how to manage da squadz iz VERY gud ! Shuld i do it too for War parties? Public i mean? Huh ?
Yeah cuz if yu dont da boss will hear an wen yuz dont hes gonna rip ya Ead off. Den Il put it on a bossy Pole!
Also Keep a Powa Klaw Class so Went yuz Krumpn so much you can send half da boyz home yuz just go to dat point da squishies keep tryna go for and yu hide behind dat corner and hit em with a charged Powa Klaw AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Deyz go flyn so hard you do it enough and maby dey start goin crazy sayn oh no im not going to dat door frame again but yuz moved to da otha one and wenz dey go threw der dey GITZ IT AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Datz a gud vid dat iz! Alzo, ZOG ALL DIS STRETGEE NUNCENTZ! JUZ GET IN DERE AN KRUMP SUM OOMIES AN TAKE DERE GUBBINZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Aye dat a gud vid ! Smashin' da umie propah. But ya boy iz not helpin ! Iz gonna smash ya hed wiz meh Choppa ! Iz much az i luv to run in dah gitz yellin' WAAAAAAAAGH, itz bettah to do it propah. And Iz gonna join daWaaaghboyz zoon, so ya bettah be careful to ya teeth... Iz wil mak a guide on War partiez so boyz can gather up to be on specific squad, and link tis guide to dis one ! Sundz like gud to meh. If ya boyz hav ideas onhow to improve thus guidez AND onhow to win on Defending da outpost, Iz'll tak'it.
Dun forget. Da Big Boss Thrakka says ya Shootyboyz, slugga-boyz, and even sum o' ya choppy boyz should be carryin' a bundle o' stikkbombs for blowin' up dem metal boxes 'n fancy wagons da Eldar gotz!
Evil Sunz Taktik 101: Paint yer trukk red, da red wunz go fasta. Also, gud job on da taktikz, mate. Orkz may be da biggest an da strongest but propah taktikz are alwayz gud.
