Diz shud go wifout sayin', but I'z bin finkin' 'bout itz sum moar n feltz I shud say sumfin' b'for a bunch o dem gitz joinz da rankz.

Ev'ry Orkz needin' be read'n diz so dey knowz 'ow ta be da Orkiezt.


Da Obvee'uz Orky Oathz:

1) Wen me Orky matez sayz "WAAAAGH!" n da chatz, I'z gunna "WAAAAGH!" wif 'em

2) If'n sum Orky git or grot be talk'n Orky n da chatz, I'z will bak 'em up wif moar Orky speek

3) If'n sum 'umie dun like uz speek'n all Orky, we'z gunna git lowdah and speekz moar Orky aftah we'z given'em sum dakka

4) Orkz iz da tuffestz n da strongestz!

5) Wen me Orky matez iz gittin' shotz, I'z gunna pullz outz me shootah n make shoor dem 'umies, pointee 'unz, n skrawnee gitz know who da Ork'ieezt iz

6) Wen dem 'umies fink dey bettah dan uz, I'z gunna zogg em gud wif me shootah n chopp em up gud wif me choppah

7) I'z swarez ta put az many 'eadz on me pointee stik az I kan

8) Wen I'z bekum a Nob, I'z gunna leed all dem gitz n grotz n shooty boyz n showz 'em 'ow ta poot da Orky flagz on da killee spot

9) Nobudy willin'ly gunna go see da Mad Dok, but wen he kumz ta u, yuuz gunna let 'em do 'is fing

10) I'z allwayz gunna see if da Orkz neededz me to git sum looted trukkz or tankz to da fite wif so we'z kan win for da WAAAAGH!



Datz 'boutz all me noggin' be finkin' iz gud fer now. But if'n ye gitz n grotz feel dere'z moar t'add, den I suppoze we gunna 'av ta make a biggah list.

We ain't even talk 'bout respekt'n da War Bawss yet... But I s'pose we'z gunna hav ta fink 'bout who'z gunna be da War Bawss, ay?

Oi, y'gitz. I'z dun be hearin' any aknoleg'mentz of 'ow ta be an Orkz.

Youz lot wunna be part'a da WAAAGH! Den youz gunna hav t'speak up!

Wait till War Baws Thrakk 'ears 'bout dis!

If dere 'ent no Orky chat on da voice komms den I dun' wanna 'ear dese grotz talkin'.



I knowz dat I iz deffinitely gonna be shoutin' stuff like "Dem gitz iz attakkin' B", "Need more dakka on A", "I'ze cappin' C, wherez me bakkup?"

If yerz gonna be an Ork ya best be doin' it proppa' and not all runty. 'Ent no room fa tourizum 'ere.

Orkz iz ment fa fightin' an' winnin'

You forgot dat orks only follow da meanest, and da greeniest of da orks. anything else is a non-orky 'umie git who needs to be krumped.

Dis in prep'rationz fur da rize o da Green Skinz. Wunce dey letz me git Orky I'z showz youz all who da tuffest, bigg'st n meanist. I'z gunna be a Nob n no timez n be leadin' all y'gitz n grotz ta gloree fo da WAAAGH!

But n da mean timez, all uz bigga boyz gotta showz 'em littal 'uns da Orky Oathfz so deyz knowz 'ow to Orkz.