"I'd just like to say i stared at this short video for like 5 minutes because i could not stop fucking laughing hahahahahaahahah"
OY LADZ LISTEN UP!!!!!! I'Z GOT A MISSION FER YOUZ ALL! A PROPPA ONE! AND DA FIRST ORK TA KOMPLETE IT WILL GET A PRIZE!! Derz an old 1998 RTS game dat near and dear to me orky heart. Itz called Microsoft's Urban Assault. Recently i'z told some of da boyz wotz been hanging around wiff me on our klan teamspeak. Deyz tried it and liked it so far. BUT I'Z DECIDED DATZ NOT GUD NUFF!!!! SO HERE!!http://files.metropolisdawn.com/per...river) with heli-patch (English-original).zip ALL YOU GITZ DOWNLOAD DIS!! AND DA FIRST GIT TO BEAT EVERY SINGLE ZOGGIN LEVEL IN DA GAME AND SCREEN SHOT IT TA ME GETZ 1 FREE GAME OF DER CHOOSIN ON STEAM FROM ME!!!!! I'z figure weez all just tryen ta kill time before da BIG FIGHT starts soez here'z sumfin for you boyz ta fight ova!! WAAAGHHH!!!
OH! ONE MORE FING! When youz firts download da game be shure ta go to input settings and set da zoggin helicopter brake to a key youz like.. OR ELSE YER VEHICLEZ NEVA GONNA BE ABLE TA STOP MOVIN!
SO FAR LADZ! ASHGARN SEEMS TO BE IN DA LEAD! HE'Z ON DA MISSION "FORT GRENDA" DA REST OF YOU NEEDZ TA KEEP UP! DON'T LET DAT BOY TAKE ALL DA GLORY AND LOOT!
