'EY, I MAKE DA REKORDS AN' HE PUTS DEM TOGEVVA. ALL DA FIGHTIN' I WUZ IN GOES TA HIM. IF IT'S MISSIN' DEN MABYE HE COULDN'T FIT IT ER SUMFIN. WUT 'ZACTLY WUZ IN DAT BOOK UVVA DEN WUT WUZ SED?

Sounds like you lot need more flash gubbinz fer the job

WEZ GOT SOOO'MUCH KRUMPZ DAT WEZ NEED A SODIN'BIG BOOK'O'KRUMPZ TA REMEMBA DEM'ALL ! WEZ EUROBOYZ KRUMP SO HARD DAT EVERY FIRST OV'DA MONF I GONNA PUBLISH ALL DA KRUMPZ OV'DA PREVIOUS MONF !
SO YU BETTA GET READY FOR YUR REKORDZ BEKAUZ WEZ GOT DA BIGGEST'OV ALL DOZ REKORDS WE DO !

WELL DEN GOOD, CUZ I'Z ONLY ABLE TA GET PART UV WUT WE DO, BEIN' ON DA EAST COAST UV AMERIKA. AN' IF YOU'Z SERIOUS ABOUT GETTIN' DA EURO-FIGHTS DOWN, I'LL SEND YA A MESSAGE WUT GOTS DA STUFF YA NEED TA SEND. FINK YA CAN DO DAT?

YOUZ AMERICAN GITZ BETTUH STEP IT UP, I'Z WANT TA SEE PROGRESS ON DAT BAR BY TOMORROW, YA HEAR? WE'Z ALREADY MADE A SIZEABLE DENT "EARLYUH.

STOOPID LAZY GITZ, I'LL DO IT MESELF.

Where tha zog is it 'den? Whut's the link to it?

Heard a nice one on TS now; We iz equal opportunity stompa's