'appy New Year lads! 'eres to anuvver year of DLB!

Bootay Skullwakka Wanna wakk dem skullzz! Waaghh!

*smashes through garage and grabs your head with his powa klaw*
Were u sayin, ya grot?

NOB MEETING MANDATORY ON SUNDAY 8th JANUARY 2.PM EST

Dat bettah be ta promote more Nobs! Right now da only one callin' any rallies is Thrakka, even d'oh da Big Fangs and Nobs can do dat. Need gits ta call up rallies more often.

YOU JUST GRABBED THE GROTBALL! BY MORK WEZ GOT A CHALLENGA. GET DA GROTZ

*Steps out of his Dok Tent surrounded by 4 grots in welding goggles*

DID SUMBUDDY JUST CALL A GAME O' GROTBALL?

DIBS ON KAPTAIN FER WUN OF DA TEAMS!

OY YA GIT ! IZ ALWAYS KALLIN RALLYZ ! IZ ON RALLYIN ALL DA AFTANOONZ AN EVENINZ SINCE WEZ LANDIN ON ORKHONA FO DA EUROBOYZ SO YU SHUT'YA GOB AN JUS'JOIN DA BOYZ IN DA FIGHT OR'I GUNA SHOV'A ROKKIT SO'FAR UP YUR ORKY BUM YUZ BE A FANCY STORMBOY !

SAY SOMEFIN ASHGARN ! DIZ GROT'IZ DISRESPECTIN US NOBZ ! YUZ DER TOO !

When the Choppa is more stabby, than Dakka with Choppa.