Yer mind's loik a stoopidity black'ole, Drox. Ya make grotz look smart, dat's 'ow much stoopid you iz. If I gave ya a stickbomb you'd throw da pin at da gitz (an prolly zog a few o' dem wiv it, cuz ya may be stoopid but yer still stompy).
OY! WELKOME TO DA LEAD BELCHAS LAD!!! BE SHURE TA LOOK ON DIS 'ERE REKRUITMENT THREAD FER RALLY DAYS WHEN I'Z GATHER DA CLAN FER A WAAAAAGHH!!!!!!!!! ALSO HOP ON DA CLAN TEAMSHPEAK AND MAKE YERSELF KNOWN TO DA CLAN!
Ahoy dere ladz! Whut wiv da great WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH gettin' ready ta go off soon, I felt it wuz time ta git meself drawn up nice an proppa by me 'umie slave. 'E may be weedy, but he'z pretty good wiv dem writin' stikks. It ain't got kolor yet, whut wiv da grotz runnin off wiv da kolor'stikks, but me squighound'll sort dem out roight kwik. More editz are kommin'!
Sweet Mork'n'Gork, it's time ta WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I'ze be on 'round 7 PM Eastern Time if any of ya ladz feel like joinin' me in stompin' everyone in sight.
I'ze looted it off wun uv dem masked 'umiez wiv da jiggly bitz on der chest. Dat wun wuz 'arder den most uv da 'umiez I've killed.
