You two's just panzies! Tha best 'fing to do ta make it go even fasta, is to slap ANNOVA WEE TWELVUH ENGINE IN! Or jus' add twelvef more cylindas, but wot fun is 'dere in that, when you'z can just loot an engine and be done wiv' it?
OY! LISTEN UP LADS!!! DA NEXT RALLY WILL 'APPEN WHEN DA NEXT ORK PATCH DROPS 'OPEFULLY NEXT WEEK! I'Z GUNNA BE ON VAKATION FER 2 WEEKS DEN HEHAAA!!! SOZ DA RALLIES WILL BE 'APPENIN ALL DA ZOGGIN TIME!!! IT WILL BE A WAAAAAGHH BANANZAAAAA!!!!
...Oh zog, 'oo zogged me on the zoggin 'ed wit dis zoggin choppa? Zog zogged me zoggin 'ard. 'z zoggin foin doh! I'z zoggin only zogged a leeeeedl zoggin bit o' zoggin broin demej. Zog. No zoggin soid effectz so fa! Zog. Zog. Zog. ...An what zog zoggin turned da zoggin sun zoggin green? Zog, that's so ZOG! Zog. 'm gunna go lay down, m'heads all Squig's'n'Grots. Zog. (I'z slowly re-emerging from me sneeky poofin! Juzz in time fer Boss to go away! NOW WE CLAIM POWER BOYZ! HEHEHEAHAHAHEHAH!)
YOUZ WANNA BE APART OF DA LEAD BELCHAS YA PIMPLY GROT? DEN GET ON ME TEAMSPEAK! AN YOUZ AIN'T NUFFIN BUT A GIT IF YOUZ FINK YOUZ ORK ENUFF TA LEAD DA LEAD BELCHAS HEHAAAA!!!!! GET IN LINE!
List'n ya grots... Iz been fixin' sum fings up on me arm, and me personal devises. Got me a new livin' space dat oi 'ad ta mewv into... I onlee mewved ta da next room but yew understand. Oi'll be WAAAGH!!ing wif ya gits soon.
I'z bakk outta' da' puny 'umiez lab, I'z got kidnapped 'n tezted on, it woz.. It woz 'orrible... Dey'z did zum surgery wiff' me fungi vokal belcha kordz 'n took load'z a fungizap testz, felt loike I woz bein' patched up by da' 'umie verzion 'a @Pablus , so az I zaid, 'ORRIBLE! BUT! I'z broke free 'o da' chainz 'n iz bakk in aktion ladz, RALLIES KOMIN' UP!
