Can one 'o youz lot add me to diz steem groop doe? Yeh I'z a Bad Moon, I likez me lotz 'o Dakka, 'n' I'z got loadz 'o dem hair squigz on me 'ead, bootiful long 'air, lukz gud wen youz 'eadbuttun dem runtz!
'Owz you s'posed tuh 'eadbang wiv no 'air yuh lousy git? I likez me sum of dat Grindcore and Brootul Slammin' Deff Metal. Dem 'oomie's may be squishy, but dey duz make sum 'eavy stuff fer smashin' faces in to!
OOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! ANUFFER WUN FER HIS INDUC-SHUN SURGERY! ME FAVOURITE TIME OF THE DAAAAY, EHEHEEEEEE! SURGERY TIME!
If ya need ta be told which side o' da shoota ya point towards da oda gitz, you ain't payin attenshun! Welcome ta da klan, always gud ta see more boys from dis time zone!
Cheerz muchly ladz! Yeah, we'z gotz one 'o' dem real Orky accents, not like one 'o' dem yanky boyz does hurhur!!! OI PAINBOY!!! GI'UZ SOME 'O' DEM BIONIK LEGZ SO'Z I CAN CATCH DEM PONCY ELDAR GITZ, DEY KEEPZ RUNNIN' AWAY THE LOUZY RUNTZ!!! So wotz our Klan tag anywayz? I fancy makin' meslef good 'n' proper!
DATS MAD DOK TA' YOU, EHEHEEEEEEE! GET TOO ME LOOOOOVELY LABORATORY WHENEVER YOU'RE UP TA' GETTIN' YER BIONIKS.. AND MAYBE SUMFINK EXTRA.. EXPERRYMENTAAAAAYSHUN Bah, Don't mind me Mad side.. He's been da worst side o' me sanity fer several months now DATS A LIE, YE KNOW YE LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS! Shaddap Mad Side, I'm introducin' meself! Our tag is -DLB-_________, da _'s are where yer name goes.
