Good news, in the French Strikeforce Ultra recruitment thread, I've been told Orks were actually the opponent they had the hardest time dealing with!
"Yew see dis 'ere metal arm? Oi lost me arm at Harkus! Two bolts roit below da shoulda, blew it clean off. Painboy wuz roit dere ta stitch me up and poke me wif his bits. Oi owe me life to dat painboy. Warevah 'ee iz, fank yew, but also zog yew for taking me flesh arm layin' on da ground. An' fankz to da mek dat made me dis 'ere metal arm!" -Spikyteef, post-Harkus
New Bio: Dewmjaw Spikyteef gave himself that name simply because he liked both of those titles, and he couldn't decide which he liked more. Dewmjaw decided to simply mash the two together rather than giving himself a "propah" orky name. Dewmjaw was a mercenary in the Blood Axes ork clan. He had worked under several minor warbosses in failed WAAAGHs before becoming an ork for hire. He traveled around by himself for a long while, finding fights and WAAAGHs when they came. Eventually he came upon a clan called Da Lead Belchas who were heading for a place they called "Orkhona" where a WAAAGH was being led by a git named Warboss Skarblitz. Dewmjaw had the feeling this WAAAGH would be a good one and gladly followed Warboss Thrakka to the planet. Not long after finally landing, they launched assaults all across the planet, with varying success. Regardless, the orks managed to entrench themselves in the planet and the WAAAGH began in full. However, as the orks launched their first attack on Fortress Harkus, they suffered a crushing defeat, and in the process Dewmjaw Spikyteef lost his left arm. A painboy patched him up and Dewmjaw got out alive. After legging it to safety, a Mek made a replacement arm for Dewmjaw so he could fight propah again.
So we're dropping back stories and including Harkus ? Alright lets do this New bio: Bossaroo was a daft yoof when he heard the tales of WAAAGH skarblitz and set off for Ork-hona thoug the planet was far from his orgins. The Local boss and only owner of a ship refused to allow any boyz leave his WAAAGH but the kunnin deathskull took the Engine of the ship , a Landa , and a weirdboy along with a few other of the boyz. He set out and battled many foes along the way , and embroiled himself deep in a rivalry with a Space wolf whose Thunderwolf he had slain wearing one of the Now lone wolfs comrade's pauldrons. Later on him and what little mob he had left arrived at a hive world with seemingly empty hives. In an attempt to gain loot they landed on the hive. It was simple but boring with no gitz guarding the loot. There was a scuttling that evolved into a thundering stampede . Tyranids poured out of the hive tearing most of the Ork's mob. With a hormagaunt talon through the Orks knee he lay ready to die when Da Leadbelcha's arrived looking for loot and a fight. After being found the ork joined. Bossaroo still walks with a limp from the Talon. Bossaroo fought alongside Da leadbelchas across many battles under the command of [REDACTED] . Bossaroo Stayed under the reign of Warboss Thrakka a much more effective leader. Upon the Arrival at Ork-hona Bossaroo decided to take up A Rokkit pak and follow the Warboss and Krooza nob into the pipes . Devastator Fire tore apart most of the squad blasting bossaroo to bitz. A dok eventually stitched the Ork torso onto a set of legs also lost in the battle for Harkus . Bossaroo now has a crippling fear of pipes and bears a large scar all around his body. EDIT: Also what happened to the older Da Lead Belcha's stories ?
Well i mean an Ork backstory could litterally be i heard gunshots and popped out of the ground and it would litterally be lore friendly as hell so anything better than that works. And i needed something to ease back into RPing so i tried that and it was fun
The tall walls of Harkus looms over the outskirt ruins. Hundreds of Devastator marines and three Apothecaries stands ready, and rains Heavy Bolter fire down on you and your mates. What do you do?
