HOW YA DOIN, YA BUNCH OF GROTZ?
Bein a while zinze I lazt put my faze here.
Got bit tired of bein kicked in da gubbinz az a bugged ork, so decided to switch to uvva games.
Howevva, wif da new flashy toyz and da upkomin green patch on live zerva, I'z sharpenin my teef aggain!

Get yerself proppa fixed up lad.
Lookin forward to seeing back in akshun my favourite mek bozz!

.....also, me needs sumewun who can unstuck da trukk from da rokz in da middle'o pegazuz ztashun I drove it into....

Alright, i got already me first challenge!

....how do I start da game?

Surely, you'll recover fast! Always full support from here lad.

ALRIGHT YA' GITZ! DA' ORKZ IZ SO CLOZE TA' BE DONE! 'OPE TA' ZEE LOT'ZA LEAD BELCHAS ON DA' STREAM!
Soon enuff, da' Green tide will be rollin' in, az moe' 'n moe' updates arrive ta' 'em. Diz meanz we'z so cloze and it'z toime fer' foightin' !
We'z will organize da' stompin' much moe ladz dez komin' dayz, az it'z finally our time.
Da' Orkz is finally komin' ta' Orkhona !

Hey boyz! Whatchadoing?? I'm almost out of hospital! Got my eye socket broken but they've manage to implant me some cool metal thingy into my face!))) miss u all! Soon we ll be stomping proppa!! Waaaaaaaaaghhhh!!!!!

Careful now, 'fore ya start 'earin da voice of Gork an Mork. Unless ya wanna fight with Thrakka ta see 'ho da real "prophet" iz!

swiggity swoogity, I'm comin fo dat booti

Dun forget ta call me on Steam if I'z not on da TS, I miss foightin wiv ya guys