Oi, Doc, Howz aboutz ya giv me an extra arm, cos me back be needin to be itched!
And, um, wherez da lab! I wanna giv som armz to da gitz! Coz, I just got dis "TeamSpeak 3" fing, an I don' know 'ow it workz! I can' figure 'ow to chat wiff da boyz, an' WAAAAAGH wiff it. (Translation: I can't figure out how to work out TeamSpeak 3. Some advice or some assistance would be much appreciated.)

Ehehe.. Let's folla' one o' me Gretchin Playth- I'z mean.. friends. We'z gonna be roight 'dere roight quick!

What's your steamname, fine sir?

I am AI Daemocles, and it be me pleasure!

Waaagh.

I say, dat was quite da weak waaagh, my boy. *sips tea*

*SLAPZ TEA OUT OF YO HAND* OIZ SAY DATS A WEAK GRIP YUZ GOT DER!!!

OY! NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND ME TEA, YA GROT-FACED SQUIG! I'D RIP OFF YER TEEF TA PAY FOR IT, IF DEY WAZN'T SO SMALL AN' UGLY!

Dat'z Grit Teef!