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Da Lead Belchas!

Discussion in 'Recruitment' started by Thrakka, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. Gubbkanz Gorgutz543 Well-Known Member

    YEAH, LET'S STOMP 'DOSE TWINKIES AND CRUSH 'DEIR WAGONS!!!

    OH, 'DAT REMINDS ME! 'Dose Eldars are REAL happy wiv' their floaty trukks, so we oughtta have some sorta Tankbusta loadout each. AND WE'S GOTTA NEED THREE GITZ IN A PREDATOR TOO!!

    WHICH ALSO REMOINDS ME, YE NEED TRIGGA DISCIPLINE WITH THA AUTOKANNON NOW! Because afta ye fire 'bout 5-6 shots, it begins bein' zog-all accurate, so only fire a burst of 3-4 shots, wait 'bout a second fer tha barrel to cool down and aim to stabilize, and shoot ANOTHA BURST!
  2. Oi, are ya sure yer an Ork?! WHO DA ZOG CARES 'BOUT ACCURACY!!! NEVER LET GO OF DA TRIGGA UNTIL YOUR SHOOTA BLOWS UP OR EVERYTHING'S DEAD!

    (joking, I've used the HB enough to know to control myself)
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  3. Gubbkanz Gorgutz543 Well-Known Member

    'DAT'S WITH THE 'EAVY BOLTA, YER GROT! The AUTOCANNON shoots too slow ta dakka propa! Besides, ah prefer ta keep da DAKKA GOIN' than waitin' ZOGGIN' 6 SECONDS BEFORE HEARIN THA DAKKA AGAIN!
  4. WELL IF DA AUTOCANNON SHOOTS LESS DAKKA... DAT'S ALL DA MORE REASON TO NEVA STOP SHOOTIN IT, YA STOOPID GROT!!!

    So I just forced my brain to think for a bit... and I'll probably be on Skype with my sister at that time. :(
    Message me on Steam when you start, but I can't guarantee I'll be joining right away.
  5. Ashgarn Ashgarm Master

    OI gits get on! ITS TIME FOR STOMPING!
  6. Thrakka Thrakka Master

    WHERE IS ALL DA BOYZ?! WEEZ PLAYEN!
  7. Kaptin Bone Krakka Arczi Arkhona Vanguard

    Boss said course for Orkona! So wez flying to Orkona! On my KRUZA!!!! (Which was repaired by Gubbkanz) Ya kan be bosun if Ya want...
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  8. Thrakka Thrakka Master

    GUD FIGHTIN TODAY LADS! WEEZ GOT A GUD TASTE OF DA NEW PATCH! AND WEEZ GOT TA STOMP SUM PUNY ELDAR HEHAAAA!! DEYS GOT TURNED INTA SPARKLY PASTE!!!!
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  9. Lootmasta Kaptin_Pokkets Arkhona Vanguard

    We'll see, ya git. Gotz ta EARN yerself a bosun!
  10. Drox BioFracture Confessor

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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