Wundahful ta 'ave ya 'ere, Gutlug! Welkum ta da klan! 'Ave yerself a fungus beer wiv da ladz an' get yerself sorted proppa. Da name's Skraggtuf, but da ladz call me Skrag. Thrakka's da boss 'round dese endz, but you'z probably already knew dat.
OY! YOUZ GITS 'EAR BOUT DAT BIG ZOGGIN PATCHS DATS COMMIN? SUPPOSED TO BE FILLED WIFF TONS OF GUBBINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S READY LADS?!!!!! LETS GATHER BACK UP WHEN IT COMES OUT AND SEE IF WEEZ CAN STOMP SUM HUMMIES HEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
So quiet 'round 'ere lately ladz.. You see.. Da' toimez in da' warp komez wiff' wyyrd ekzperienzes.. Sumtoimez, DAEMONZ pop up 'n 'round, sumtoimez da' boyz 'ave a gud scrap or lotz 'n sometoimez, dere'z quiet.. BUT WE'Z DUN'T LOIKE BEIN' QUIET DO WE'Z ?! Moe' 'n moe' of da' boyz kan't fit in da' panzee 'umie armour bekauze o' all da' stompin' we'z been doin'! Tragikk, SO WE'Z NEED DA' ORKZ OUT NOW! But INDEED, new update komin' out! Promized wiff' tonz'a gubbinz 'n new stuff! SO DAT'Z MEAN MOE' LOOT FER' UZ!