I say we've got ere a reel furry infestashun, I tell ya. Oo I knuw it? My Pokkit Rokket Launcha trigga is hitchin... Where are da burna boys when ya need'em?
EYY LOOK'IT, Itz a new slugga cumin' ta' join us. I'z 'ope yer aware o' da 'Procedure' dat all Orky Recruits 'ave ta' go throo' when dey'z join? Painboss Ashgarm normally duz dus but I'z can do itz betta. If ya'd cum'n sit on me operatin' table we'll commence da' procedure. I'z won't do much.. yet.
Ey, ya need aneh bionic bits 'dere, ya runt? I'z ain't got anythin' else than 'dis rusty pipe wiv' nails, but it'd work.
'Fank ya' fer da Generus donation o' dis pipe wiv' nails, I hope dat dis new git I'z doin' me surgery on enjoyz it as much as I do. ... *THWACK* *THWACK* *CRASH* AAAAAANNNDD.. Done!
OI, WAIT! I'Z ALMOST FERGOT THAT I GOT THESE-... uh, BRAIN-ENHANCIN' NAILS! Jus' hammer 'em into da brain, and it'll do wonders! And damage that git's 'ead so 'e can stop buggin' us with that unorky behavior.
