IT'Z GUD LAD!!! JUS 'AVE A FEW GUNZ STICKIN OUT ITZ MOUTH WIFF A CHAIN OF BULLETZ OUT DA SIDE AND ITZ PERFEKT! AND YOUZ GITS DOWNLOAD DA NEW SERVA!
REMINDA YA GITS! ALL LUITENANTS MUST REPORT TO BOSS ROOM IN DA TEAMSHPEAK FER A SPESHUL BOSS MEETING AT 1 P.M TOMMAROW ON SUNDAY! YOUZ GITS BETTA BE DER!
Sorry to da ladz I shot during yesterday's foight, da game was moar laggy dan usual an it made me a bit too trigga-happy. I dun fink I aktually killed any a youz, dough?
*Falls out of a warp portal* Oi hey der youz Gitz guess whoz back? Hehehehehehe Gunna is back fer dah stompin!
Make 'dose barrels smalla, 'den you can fit all da dakka in it! WHO CARES, YE SHOULD JUS'DAKKA ALL YER LOIKE! EYY, WELCOME BACK, WHOEVA YOU'Z IS! AND BOSS!! I'z afraid I ain't gonna make it to da meetin' in time. Mah bigga boss yanked me out ta help 'im with sum stuff, and I dunno if I'z gonna make it back in toime.