I'Z GOT SUMFINK FER JUS' DIS KINDA' PROBLEM, ITZ A MIX O' CYONIYDE, POYSUNS, SQUIG GUTZ, BULLETS AN' DEAD CHILDRUN. AGAGHAHAGHAGAHAHHAHAHAHA
You'z zoggin' krazy ya' git, you'z been sniffin' too much vakuum! Alzo ladz, afta' a long toime az I'z been urgin' ta' snazz up da' Front Page, I'z been doin' it ta'day 'n soon WE'Z WILL 'AVE DA' SNAZZIEST 'O ALL PAGES HEHAAR!
So... Thrakka... any plans to kill Skarblitz and take the throne as Warboss of all Orks over the planet? Inquiring minds want to know...
WELL LAD DA IDEA OF BEKOMIN DA OVERFIEND OF ARKONA 'AS CROSSED ME MIND! WHY DONCHA WAIT FER A BIT AND SEE WUT 'APPENS? HEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!