...Zoggit, I'z gonna hafta tek me'n me squig Bellylicka down t' the Painboy 'gain if'n ya keep duffin' up dis here speaky-loin... eh... wazzit call... Is eh... Eh... a... Threat? Yeh! If ya keep duffin' up da garg Threat, m'skar'z gonna act up 'gain 'n me chest-beater's gonna zog off'n get all Urty from all dis dakka Orkin goin on ere! I'z really grim konflikted!
Wot'z goin' on 'round diz 'ere Bridge!? GET DA' ZOGGIN' PANZEE OUTTA' 'ERE!!! Why'z diz 'ere Krooza infezted wiff' da' Slimy Elda' gitz? Guezz dey'z wantz ta' enta'tain uz wiff' da' puny circus scrap dey'z do HEHAAR! Chop 'em up 'n throw dem out da' Airlokk... Or ta' Kadbrakk'z labz.. I'z still writin' a story fer' me 'n Skraggtuf, but becauze I'z a.. buzy Ork, da' progrezz iz slow! It'z not gonna' be a Lead Belcha story tho' 'N WORK ON DA' ZOGGIN' ENGINEZ, YA' SPLIT-FACED RUNTZ! PAINT 'EM RED, PAINT DA' FUEL RED, PAINT DA' EXHAUST RED?! I'Z DUN'T KNOW, JUZZ' DO SUMFING TA' MAKE DIZ GO FASTA'! EVEN DA' ELDA' GITZ IZ AHEAD 'O UZ!
BAH ZOGGIN 'ELL I'Z NEED TA GIT BAKK TA EC! I'z been buzy wif stuff az ov late, sorry ladz! I'z shuld be able ta play in about two-ish weekz at dis rate
Boss... Serv'r iz full... I'z fink I'z in! EDIT: No... I'z got in but I'z wazn't SnotSkarr no more... Den it waz not lettin' me in no more.