*Bashes the hud emitta with his large wrench in frustration.* ZOGGIN' HELL, WILL YA ZOG OFFA MAH SCREEN YE TWIGGIE!? I'z TRYIN' ta 'fink of a gud landin' spot fer 'dis Krooza!
Seeing non-ork posts here warms my heart....well ok back to executing you humies now BZZZZZZZAAARRRTT *aaarrrtgghhh* *plop* Executed Player 100 points
Bein' wun of da IntyLectuols aroun' 'ere, I fink da shiny fing woz talkin' bout' a message o' sum sort. I ain't wun fer refusin' some fancy wroitin', maybe we shud listen to da shiny fing? (I'm playing DnD on Sunday, no Eternal BugSade/SpamSade/MashLeftClickSade/20FPSade for me :c)
*** Breaking character, You honestly got me to laugh so hard !! +10 *** /HUD starts to Reassemble by Magic /A voice echos through out the Space Hulk You must land safely to insure our battle between the great Xenos factions. I have looked into the future, there shall be minor warp disturbances, yet you are closer to Arkona thank you think. I shall leave you for know, but will return in due time. /The voice fades away into the WAAARGH to scare the (tiggy's) voice away
Wots dis ere noisy fing dat keeps flashin' dem lights? Dat supposed to happen? Iz get mekboyz ta fix it propa like if ya want, only cost ya 20 teef.
*Slams wrench down into the emitta, which is expected to be the source.* DON'T! MIND! 'ET! I'Z! GONNA! FIX IT! *And now the Emitta's slammed into actual scrap, unlike what it was before.* ... Or on the otha hand, ah could make a new 'un, and use 'dese bits fer somethin'. BAH! Tha shiny 'fing's jus' ramblin'! Probableh tried ta make us fly into anotha warp 'fingy or into a fleet o' 'Uge Imperiul kroozas ta dakka us down. I AIN'T TRUSTIN' IT REGARDLESS!
DO AH HAVE TO SMACK YA IN DA HEAD AGAIN, YE BIG LUG!? WE'Z WORKIN' ON THOSE ZOGGIN' THINGS ALL THA TOIME ALREADY! And as da Mekboss, I GETS TA JUDGE WHATEVA NEEDS TA BE MADE AND PAID ATTENTION, MEK-WOISE!
I dunno, realleh. Ye oughtta ask Thrakka fer 'dat! But I DID 'fink of writin' something fer the state we'z in roight now, in da Krooza and stuph. But 'dat requires me ta actually write, an' I'm a busy busy Mekboss! Busy with important stuff! Loike.... like... Stuff.
