DON'T BE TRYEN TA CONVINCE ME DAT ALL ELDAR PLAYERZ AREN'T SNIVELIN PANZIE GITS! DEYZ ALL ARE! ALDOH I'Z APPRECIATE WUT DA SEREN GIT DID IF HE JOINS DA TWIGGY PANZY SIDE HE'Z GUNNA GET DUFFED JUST DA SAME AND I'Z MOUNT HIS 'EAD ON ME BOSSPOLE FER ALL TA SEE! RIGHT NEXT DA DJPENGUINE!

Why?

CUZ ALL YOU'Z ELDAR GITS IS DA BIGGEST PANZIES IN DA ZOGGIN GALAXY! ALWAYS RUNNIN AWAY AND SNEAKIN AROUND LIKE GROTS! NEVA FIGHTIN PROPPA! ALWAYS HIDING! But I'LL SAY DIS! YOU'Z GITS FINK YOUZ SUPERIOR TO US ORKS BUT IN REALITY YOUZ ALL GET STOMPED JUST THE SAME! IT WILL BE SATISFYIN MOUNTING ELDAR 'EADSON ME BOSSPOLE HEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DATS WHY I'Z MAKIN A ELDAR PANZY BOSSPOLE FER ROKDAK SOZ HE CAN FEEL IMPORTANT HEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OY! @Gormak WHEREZ YOU BEEN YA GIT! YA MISSIN DA FIGHTIN! AND I'Z NEED TA TALK TO YAZ!