Oi, bet ya can't andle me new brew I'z been fixin up dis stuff rioght ere' would krump a grot but dat swanson humie drinkz it lioke it wer some weak stuff lioke dem spacey wulfs tiny git juice
Oy, I wuz watchn yuz boyz work on @Cegorach 's stream. 'earing yuz boyz on da vox made me wanna be an ork.
OI, AIN'T DAT SUMFINK WE'Z CUNVERTIN DEM POINTY EAR'D PANZY'S NOW!!! WELCOME TO DA BELCHAZ YA GIT!!! Now grab your choppa, and some dakka, paint yourself green and grab some of my krumpin brew.
WUT WUZ YER NAME IN DA GAME? I'Z WUZ TOO BUSY FILLIN DEM SPACE MARINE BOYZ FULL O HOLEZ!!! HEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
HOW'Z ABOUT YOU ABANDON DEM TWIGGY GITS AND YOUZ JOIN UP WIFF A REAL KLAN! DA BESTEST AND SHOOTIEST CLAN DER IZ!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and uh....bein green iz pretty gud i'z say HEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!