Ay! You boyz! This iz your PSA/reminder from da SPEEDIEST of' all you gitz! Deez' are da Rulez of Da WAAAGH!!! All WAAAGH!!! 's ahould be emboldened, an 'ave at least 'free A's an' dem shouuty "!"s! If you can, make it noice an big, too! All dem letters oughta be "capituls," too! Oi've seen too many o' you grots gettin dis wrong!
YEH HE DOEZ!! AND YOUZ EURO BOYZ MISSED A PROPPA FIGHT LAST NIGHT!!! WEEZ FOUGHT DA PG HUMMIES! WUZ FUN! AND CHALLANGIN!
Iz been playin Bludd Bowl boss. Smashing panzees n umies in fantasee sportz. Ill leave da US krumpin tuh you.
DATS GUD LAD BUT BE SHURE TA PRAKTICE YER ETERNAL CRUSADIN! WEEZ NEED TA BE DA BESTEST AND STRONGEST DER IS!
Iz gettin reel gud at devastatur or da havoc boss. Uzing dat big dakka tuh frag off facez. Scored a couple 'ead shotz from across da map da uva day. Made me laff a little.
WHEN YOUZ HIT AN ENEMY WIFF DAT BIG DAKKA FROM HAVOC OR DA DEVESTATOR YOUZ BLUR DER SCREEN! DEYS SUPRESSED! IT'Z GUD FER SUPPORTIN DA BOYZ JUS DONT HIT DA BOYZ BY MISTAKE CUZ IT'LL SURPRESS US INSTEAD!
But boss! Iz shoot da best wenz I cloze me eye, An' switch me cybork eye tuh da *ZOG EM ALL* settin. Kant you jus' tell da boyz tuh duck?
I'Z SUPPORT DIS, MEANZ 'DERES BIGGA' BITZ FER' ME TA' GRAB FER MESELF. Oh, and da Boyz becum aloiv again I fink.