Merry squigzmizz to allz an to allz a gud noight! chekk yer chimnies ladz! I tink orkclauz left yaz sumtin!
Late Merry Orkmas to ya' lot! HE HAR! You'z dun't rememba' da' Amerikan Boyz celebrate da' Orkmas "one day" afta' uz? Well, dey'z do. Anyway'z, in da' middle 'o all diz 'ere stompin' in dez kold toimes, I'z katched myself a severe zoggin' Nurgle fingy! MAKEZ IT 'ARDA' TA' STOMP 'N NOT MUCK ABOUT WHEN YA' ZOGGIN' SIKK! Anyway, I'z got sum christmas present HE HAR!
MERRY SQUIGZMAS LADS!!!! TOMORROW IZ DA GROUP KILLIN FER ETERNAL CRUSADE!!! I'Z WANT A BIGGER SHOWIN DIS TIME!!! 12 EASTERN TIME RALLY UP!! WEEZ PLAYEN ETERNAL CRUSADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Boss... Dah game serva's dun broken and I'z fink it will be fer a wile... EDIT: 12pm Eastern Time... Dam. Even if it duz work, den I'z gonna 'ave to wake up at 4am 'ere in planet 'Straya. BUT 'EY! A fite is a fite and I'z a proppa boy and all proppa boyz are ready for dah WAAAGH! ...But if you could make it an 'our later I'z gonna be more den 'appy!