Blakklaw yooz gettin me all remembain a da toimes when da 'and a gork wuz badmouffin us an' tryin ta wipe us out an' yoo joined us an' dey fell apart dat wuz gud toimes EHAHAH ( is it jest me or do all da leadbelchas seem ta laugh da same way ? Is it da leadbelcha laugh ?) anyoo i didnt know yoo wuz da 'ard boy bozz !!! Iz a 'ard boy so count me as un a yooz mob

Ah'll juz lurk in tha Teamspeak!

Ey boyz! 'ow long ya fink it'll take fer us ta get ta page 500?

eh...

give it about eh...

two-free minutez

Da you lot play in da alfa togevah? I'z neva see ya tag.

naaah lad 'avent played da alfa fer a whoile now, moight do so later since yaz reminded meze it exists...

oi we'z need ta get da ladz togetta an play da alfa sumtiome in da future

Well... I'z jus' dun zogged up me co'puter tryin' ta fix da "Ran Out Of Video Memory" erra! Da co'puter tried ta giv' me da Blu Screen Of Deff so I'z krumped it! Like any proppa Boyz should!

I sees da bosses gotz to membarin mez hehe... Gud Ta see ya gitz been stayin on da wagonz iz been buzy wit me lil ones iz jus ad. Iz gettin a new rig soon so Iz can get ta krumpin wen Weez get ta be leavin the kruza and get stuk into it. Gud Ta sees dat da boyz Avent forgot bout Ol uzork hehe

Wut kinda propa ork duzn't fight? I'll tell yaz; a git, das who.

I'z say we'z be all sneeky-loik an dress up as summa dem space mareens so we'z can sneek pass da dev-boyz an WAAAAGH anywayz til we can show em wut a real ork iz loik.