Zog da' dakka, wy'z not boff' ya' puny git! HE HAR! Welkome ta' da' Lead Belchas! Az zaid, you'z gitz arrivin' at a gud toime. Da' Lead Belchas "WAAAAGH! Thrakka" iz steamrollin' ta' be da' biggezt 'round! WE'Z BEEN FER' YEARZ NOW! HE HAR! Anyway, we'z got paffz' fer' each da' sa'possed klassez. Da' Rokdak gitz' da' leada' of da' Shootaz 'n Flazh gitz. I'z da' Chieftain 'round diz 'ere WAAAGH which meanz iz' da' Boss' roight 'and (Or woz it da' Left 'and? Zog it) an' da' 'ead of da' Choppa' 'EAVY Melee gitz! So choose a paff' ya' gitz 'n enjoy ya' stay on da' Krooza "DA' BIGGEST FANG" You'z kan read all da' important details on da' first page, loike da' TS info! We'z visitin' da' TS alot, talkin' 'n doing roight 'n proppa Orky stuff. We'z play lotza games 'n hold meetin'z every month. BE DERE FER' DA' MEETIN'Z! DEY'Z KRITIKAL! Elze we'z playin lotza' games loike Warframe, Planetside 2, Vermintoide 'n such. Juss' get on da' TS wheneva' ya'z feelin' loike introducin' ya'self 'n muck about. ANYWAY, WE'Z REACHED DA' 400' MARK! HE HAR! KEEP IT UP LADZ! OOOIII! IT'Z UZORK! Ya'z rememba' me ya' git!? HE HAR! Kouple 'a yearz bakk, diz 'ere woz da' ORK wot'z got me ta' da' Lead Belchas! Diz 'ere lad got'z me in 'ere along wiff' Bossaroo HE HAR! 'ow'z you'z been lad? Been stompin' da' udda' gitz in ya' wake eh? Welkome bakk ya' git. We'z divided in da' Lieutenants 'n specific rankz now Uzork. Dependz on which kinda' Orkzies you'z iz, you'z a roight 'n proppa' Ork dat faces da' enemies roight up in dey'z face or you'z un 'o da' Shootaz? Or sumfin' else?! Also, update on da' Sikknaturez. Doin' 'em now fer' erry'un. Should be done with most, if not all ta'day!
Zog da dakka? I fink youze in da wrong klan lad...since weze da...oh I'z dunt know... da LEAD belchas... LEAD...GUNZ youze git it
EH EH AH!!! DA MORE DA LADS, DA BLUDDIEZT DA FOIGHT! .....WHERE DA ZOG ARE MOY ZTORMBOYS! IS NEED MOAR GITS TO SEND TO FLY'ND 'XPLODE IN ORKY ZTYLE!!!
Oi fink ee juzt zpent too much toime wif dem panzies, now e even foight loike wun. Dey don't like da Orky "flexibbility", dey'd rada ztik to wun zingle typpe'o shoota or choppa, and 'old et az long az pozzible, eva if e's dead. ....Akshully, dat'z alzo a bit loike da DeffZkull'pproach to "sharing"....
Yer lucky that ya kept yappin' 'dere. Othawise I'd lob yer head off fer MOUTHIN' OFF 'BOUT US DEFFSKULLZ! Now I'z jus' gonna make yer rokkit expl- ah mean, IMPROVE 'DAT ROKKIT on yer back! Loike, make it blast ya off tha ground in jus' a SPLIT SECOND! And no, I ain't gonna tell how I'z gonna do that.
OHI YA MEKBOY! Ya zee da flashy gubbinz ova dere? No? Well, dat'z bekauze Oi'z looted it alreaddy! Me ez a proud DeffZkull Ztormbozz, I PROUDDLY zteal ztuff wif pashun! .... and den I zteal alzo da pashun! I'z zo gud at looting dat I loot yer ztuff eva beffore ya know it wuz yers! Deffskull Mekboss are ya? Den ya muzt be plenty'o "exxotik" ztuff... kan ya'pgrade moy rokkit pak wif wun'o dem grey fazez' WuonWuon engines?
... Zoggin' hell, I really oughtta get 'dis 'ead fixed. I KNEW YOU WERE A DEFFSKULL, but 'dat comment of yours jus' made me ferget it! Ah well, I'll jus' blame ya for it! And oh, I'z do have some exotic stuff! Loike tha real rokkit pack of youz! I'z jus' cobbled togetha some cheap rokkits togetha, an'- nah, I ain't gonna tell it. But I'z willing ta add 'dose 'uge engines on tha panzy Tau wagons on yer Rokkit pack, an' sell it to ya! Price is a fungus beerful of teef. NOT THA WHIMSY GLASS, THE BIG NOB-SIZED 'UN!
