AHOY LAD! WELKOME TO DIS 'ERE WAAAGH! I'z Rokdak Gutrippa! Da Shoota Boss around 'ere! Gud ta see I gotz me anudda lad fer da big foight! GRAB YER SHOOTA AN GIT READY TA KILL SUMTIN!
Oi iz gettin reel inchy lately.. dun loike being 'way frum da foightin' diz 'ere long. Whut oi reely need iz ta gut sum'un reel gud'n proppa!! *looks around* Whut!? We'z got new grotz fer da grinda?! Welkum 'board da Krooza! Foind yaself a corna an' get settle'd in! Jus' dun get in me way! (Arrgh! Darn ya skull Rokdak! ya got ta post 400 first...)
Ooh! If I'z kno' anyfink, I'z kno' this is goin' to be lotz an' lotz o' fun! Hur hur hur... 'Aight Boss! I'z be grabbin' me Shoota right 'way now! We'z got sum spikey boyz ta krump, sum panzee 'eads that need a good chompin' and some umies that 'ave been NEEDIN' A PROPPA SMACK!
Alroight den! datz.....lotz new ladz! heh heh heh...weze gonna have a roight proppa mob ov boyz come toim ta foight!
Who'z you s'posed to b- Right boss! I fink I'z 'ready found me self a corna! I'z betta be on me way now! Heheh...
We'z gotz ourselves a proppa WAAAGH! on da wayz wiff jus da klan alone Doze gitz dontz stand a chance
*thread starts shaking intesnely* Boyz da thread 'as reached 400 pages . WAAAAGH leadbelcha 'as reached critical mass *threadquake ensues *
Choppaz?! BAH! Jest uze more DAKKA! Jest keep shootin da ground till it stopz! dat oudda work yea? yea dat should wurk...
I'z fink it'z workin'... Fredqwake iz leggin' it! Great finkin' boss! Fred'z ead'z been bonked dead'z! EDIT: I'z call dat right dere a Gob-Twista! Me own invenshiun! I fink...
