I seriously doubt i would be a delectable nor nutritious meal. In fact I'm high in carbohydrates and oxalate which is a leading cause of kidney stones.
...I'z dontz knowz wut you'z jus sed, an I dontz kare I'z jus gunna kook ya wiff a burnah or sumfing Serve ya wiff a side of squig steak an Kooky juice
I don't think that's such a good idea either. My clothing is quite flammable. Not to mention my impeccable hair.
How ta kook a Pingu-in: First ya take un pingu-in! Den ya take a barril! If u iz afta dat dere smoky flavur den ya betta off usin' un o' dem wooden 'unz.. else any barril will wurk! Ya also need a rokkit launcha! First ya take dat dere squichy pingu-in and stuff it down da barril reel proppa! It reely 'elpz if ya stomp it down! Makez it eazya ta fill all da gapz AN' iz reel fun ta stomp dem squichy pansiez! Wen ya iz dune stuffing da squichie (pingu-in) down da barril.. ya fill da rest of da barril wif 'splosives!!! LOTS OF 'SPLOSIVES!!!! (did oi ferget ta mention uz need 'splosives too?!) Wen dere iz no more room in da barril ya frow it up REEL 'igh in da air and den ya shoot it wif as many rokkitz as ya kan hit it wif! An dat iz it! How ta kook a pingu-in! (or maby it'z more 'bout how ya 'ave fun wif a pingu-in in a none-rokdak'izh style?!?)
I'z fink dat Elda' git loikez it 'ere. 'E'z goin' ta' zoggin' pitch tent on da' Krooza, SEND OUT DA' BURNA' BOYZ! I'z been slakkin' wiff' da' sikknaturez lately, but I'z gotz 'a 'ole lotta' namez on da' listz fer' sikknatures! So none 'o ya' gitz 'az been fer'gotten! I'z moight even make dem roight now. Elze den dat, we'z shuld keep da' games up 'n runnin'! It woz gud ta' see so many gitz on Planetside, givin' da' Elda- Vanu panzees a gud stompin'! Storiez 'n legendz 'ave kom' from dat gud game.. Da' moighty Prowla' iz 'n inspiration ta' uz all! HE HAR! Anyway.. @Digitrah SKRAGGTUF YA' GIT! WE'Z STILL GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS TA' DO IN DA' FOREST! Az I'z woz sayin' me 'n Skraggtuf woz playin' sum very funna' "The Forest" A real GUD game, sum gud ol' Snakebite akktion againzt sum otha' Snakebite gitz 'o needz a gud stompin'! If my'z mema'ry servez me roight, der'z 8 git co-op in da' game! 8 Lead Belcha Boyz shuld be moe' den enuff' ta' stomp da' entire Island filled wiff' 'em Snakebite warbands! So if you'z 'ave da' game 'n wantz ta' play, 'it me up! And yes Skraggtuf, da' Ork story iz goin' ta' be finished soon enuff'! Edit: Huge Warframe update out, like zoggin' 'UGE! New Ranged Archer dedicated Stealth Warframe. Can use arrows to make zip lines, you can control the arrow in a third person perspective and much more. Also appearantly a huge cinematic quest and shit. Loadz 'a new stuff! HE HAR!
