After much konsidr... konsira... finkin I'z decided I'z wunna be a Painboy. Ashgarn, you'z me boss, leeme kno what 'umiez to smash and wat orkz to patch.
As a reminder to all you gitz, if your interested in being a Painboy you fall under my 'leadership'! The battlefield will have plenty of bits to sow back together so we've got to do the communicates
Oi, 's not very considerit uv ya ta try an' recruit from anuvva clan! I like me dakkajets. Mebbe if'n I could fit 'em in, I'd put a rokkit on me back, when I'm flyin' one! Den I'd be goin' rilly fast!
....ME EZ DA ZTORMBOZZ'O DA LEADBELCHAS, YA ZOGGIN GROT! Da Bozz Thrakka wants his nobs to rekruit lads for any Gorky or Morky way of fightin. Me will lead da ztormboys, Ashgarn da crazy as zog painboyz, Rokdak..... I fink fancy gitz wif weird hats' nd hair, wif a pashun for unorky "praktices". Oh, he will lead also da shoota boys. But moztly fancy gits.
Dis may hav al redi ben coverd but does anyone notice the "Combi bolter" is incorrect. That is actually the storm bolter. A combi weapon is a combo of 2 weapons. http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/File:Mk_IV-SV_'Pyros'_Type_Combi-Flamer_Fire_Angels.jpg http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...athwing.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120928233154 I apologize if you ladz have already pointed diz out in a meetin or on here. Next survey that comes out I will make sure to put it in the comments.
Zog nevamind! I'z didn't read earlia in 'dis fhread and thought you'z got quoted from anovva thread. Bah!
*a red squig runs down one of the main corridors followed closely by a a blue and a green one* HA HAHA HAAA!!! See boyz! Dat proofz it! red IS FASTA!!! Ey were did all da boyz go?! Da krooza is all qwivet!
*Opens the huge door to his Mek shop to peek out of it.* Ah dunno, it jus' went all qwiet by its own!
