FOR YOUZ GITS DAT MISSED DA MEETIN! I'LL GIVE A QUICK RECAP TOMMARROW! BE ON TEAMSPEAK! I'Z PULL YA ALL ASIDE AND XPLAIN TO YAZ DA INFO!
Oi oi! Can I go fasta wif dis lot uv ya? Shud put my infermashun down, I fink. Name: Nob 'Elford Title (If applicable): Wot title? Preferred Class/Role: Woteva lets me go fasta. Time Zone: I dunno noffink about dis! (Us Central) About Yourself: Oi lads. Lissen up! I'm Nob 'Elford, onnuv da fastest 'n most metal FlyBoyz you lotz eva seen! I also wear da most leatha pants uv any ork! Any! I like my dakkajetz and my fightabommas, but if'n yaz need me ta drive a trukk or a bike, I can do dat too! 'Aven't played much wiv dem tanks the 'umies gotz. But dey look like dey got some dakka on dem.
YOUZ A SPEEDFREAK LAD! IF YOUZ JOININ DEN EVIDY IZ YER BOSS! AND I'Z HIS BOSS! HE'S DA BOSS OF EVERYFIN FAST!
Well boss. I would. BUT. DA ZOGGIN TEEM SPEEKY DUNT WURK FER ME! SUMFIN 'BOUT DA ADRESS OR PASSY FING AN' FAILIN TUH KONNEKT! SO I KANT ZOGGIN GET IN TUH SPEEK WIV DA BOYZ!! AN ITZ MAKIN ME SO ZOGGIN ZOGGED DAT DA UVA BOYZ KAN DAT IZ GUNNA BLOW A FUZe- *brzzzt*
OHI YA GIT! Ya fink trukks' nd jet fightas go fazta? Ya knuw wut goes moar fazta'nd is moar orky? Strappin a rokkit pak on yer back and crush on top'o da uvva lads wif ztyle! If ya wanna be moar fazta dan a red painted dive bombin dakka jet and moar crushing dan a Gorkanaut? (Or was it a Morkanaut?) Den join da Urrikane Smashas!
