What da flyin, dakkain squig zoggin grot shanananyganz iz goin on in dis ere place !!!! *tranq dart hits the ork in mouth* Waub ? Ifh cansh shpek !!!! Wah de shlozzgin zag ish goin an !?!?!?!? *tranq dart hits the ork in neck* Isz sho shzoggin dun wiff dis f..*snore*..ing..*snore* *THUD* Hnck memhk hnkc zzzzzzzxzzzzzz
IM UP! Now I kan tell youz boyz bout dem flash- *zzap* ...Ha, Tezla brain stuffz! *Mutant Squig 5 gets tossed toward general direction* Now...Now letz not make anee sudden movemunts. No need tuh be 'astee. Jus' stay dere... Nah...dun whizz...yer whizzin acid! Stop leakin! Well...I s'pose at least it didnt- *squig belches* ...Uh oh... *Sudden explosion launches the Mek backward* I regret nuffiiiiiiin...
EY, EREWUN!!! I'z got an important ann... anno... ah zog it, I'z got a fingy ta gob off about I wuz checkin me email an I got one of dem beta kodez fer dah kruzade. So I'z got one fing da say..... ITS HAPPENING
Ye, we'z should realleh scedule some play-days where we'z git into tha game an' play a wee bit, really!
REMINDER! ORKY MEETING NUMBA 2 IS TOMMARROW!!!!! YA GITS!! BANG DA DRUMS!!!!!!! I'Z WANNA SEE ALL YOUZ DER!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!