NAW LAD I'Z LIKE YER PICTURE! IT'S PROPPA!!! LIKE AN ORK SHUD BE! If youz wanted a flashy one doh i'z sure Gruk'Lok wud make one fer ya! UP TA YOU!
Eh. Dunt mind boss. Da sig aint importunt. Krumpin grotz iz doe. But turnin up to da Teem Speek Meetin dis Weekend. Now dat iz importunt.
Dere you'z go. A kouple 'a weekz late, but I'z been buzy 'n buzy 'n buzy. 'Ope you'z loike it. I'z fink it'z may needz abit moe', but dat'z juss' becauz' dat ya' pikkta' iz unly of da' 'ead. It'z very noice drawn tho', you'z shuld keep it up ya' git. Oh, 'n yer' linkz still broken fer' me.. Wot'z iz it? 'n ye da' meetin' - DERE'Z NO MOE' DELAYIN', DA' MEETIN'Z DIZ SUNDAY, BE DERE YA' GITZ! 15TH OF NOVEMBA'!!
Heh heh heh heh FINNALY GOTZ ME KEY YA GITZ! LUVZ DA DAKKA KLASSES! I'Z 'SPECIALLY LOIK THA~ *Tranq dart* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nah boyz. If youz REALLY wanna dakka... Den ya know yoo gotz ta uze da- *Tranq dart* ..Huh...thort I felt sumfin. Ah well. Anywayz, wotz you gotta uze iz dat- *clubbed* -CLUNK- ...zog... -THUD-
Watz wiff ev'ree wun muckin around an sleepin loik a buncha laz'ee grotz If you'z reel'lee needz ta talk bout dem Dakka, all you needz to say iz- *tranq dart* Eh?...all you needz ta know iz dat deyz- *multiple tranq darts* O'ight which wun of you gitz iz doin dat, datz gettin zoggin annoyin! I'z jus tryin ta talk ta you'z bout da- *package of Kooky Juice* Oooh...yep datz moine I'll takez dat
... Ah don't get wha you lot are doin' sleepin' (and drinkin' Kooky Juice!), but ain't we'z SUPPOSED TA DO SOMEF- *tranq dart bouncing off* Oy, what? Who tha zog's DOING that!? WHERE ARE Y- *another dart* STOP 'DAT YA LIL' RUNT!! OR I'LL ZOG YA TA- *ZZAP!* ... Urrh... ah fink ah... will shlee-THUMP
Da Zog is goin on ere wif diz "Darty" Issues??? Oi'z eva tryin to jump into da game for tez*PLING! FOP* *tranq dart bounces on rokkit pak and ricochet into the ork's ear* Wut's diz now? My right ear seems duff. May be too many rokkit pak exploshuns? Annyway, I wus zayi*PLUNG! FLOP!* *second dart ricochets as well and lands in the other ear* OHI! WHY KAN'T OI EVA 'EAR MOY VOIZE NOW?!? AM OI DEAFF?!? ANNYWAY, I WUNNA TRY ALL DA GUBBINS WIF DA JUM- *ork doesn't see it coming*