Aight, we'z bakk on da' roight trakk ta'wardz Orkhona. 'n We'z goin' fasta', I'z juss' know it. Da' sikknaturez iz goin' ta' be roight up tomorrow/ta'day (Depending on Timezone.) I'z been 'earin' from da' 'udda boyz 'round da' void dat da' git Rookdook 'az been a roight 'n proppa' Orkzies! Whoilst we'z were belchin' da' Fungus beer, dey'z told storiez 'o old of Rookdook. Hmph. Anywayz... MEKZ! KEEP DA' KROOZA UP IN DIZ 'ERE SMOOF' TEMPA', WE'Z GOIN' TA' BE DERE'Z SOON ENUFF'! I'z 'ope..
Yer, but lookz at all da sparky flash I kan add to em and maybe even-! But I woz- Woz gunna- You kant just say dat while Iz- Zog it. FOINE! *Dumps all spare bits with Kadbrakk* You sort em out, gotz tuh go fix da krooza, apparentlee... Den stomp sum bluddy grotz.
EH EH AH! LUVE DA PARTIES YA LOT ORGANNIZE ON DIZ KROOZA ERE! ....unlezz da party involv's ztompin'nd lootin; IN DAT CAZE EZ EVA BETTA!
I'Z KAN SEE DA KLAN IS BUSY BUILDING FINGS AND PREPARIN FER DA WAAAGHH! DIS IZ GUD! NOBODY IZ BETTA DEN DA LEAD BELCHAS!
Yer, and only uz mekz know wot goez were. An' were placez are dat kan blow yer 'and off. Speakin ov mekz, werez Gobmaw?